I grew up in Salem Oregon where I learned how to play basketball and pogs. I also learned how to play 4-square and hide from the duty teachers. I learned how to flirt with girls by chasing them around the playground until they ran out of breath. Then I had my way with them. I often use that technique today but it doesn't turn out too well in the long run. After that, I moved to Sandpoint where I learned to think I was better than other people. I was amazed at how horrible everyone was at basketball and how friendly everone was for no reason. From there I learned how to be anti-social and do nothing but play computer games and start banging on the piano. Later I learned about physical appearance, so I grew my hair from a buzz cut, got some acne cream, and lost some weight. From there the ladies couldn't take their hands off of me. Thats not true. From there I started to realize what I appreciated in life and that was music and friends.. Which more or less brings me to where I am now. Only I left all my friends to go to a lame school in a farm land. So.. I'm kinda anti-social again, all I do is videogames and music and the occasional party or three. I'm a fun lovin, weird sense of humor guy who sometimes tries a little too hard. And sometimes can be an asshole. And I got fat. Which kinda sucks. But I'm not too worried about it because I like Pabst. I failed my first year of college like everyone thought I would, I didn't want to disappoint anyone. So I'm taking a semester off to have some Mike time. So I now work at Pizza Hut raking in the money to save up for a Nintendo Wii. I'm living in Moscow still in a freaking sweet house. My goals in life are not to become a l00zer, maybe make a bunch of money, and be reconized for my outstanding ability to play the piano with freakishly small hands. I don't want to stop writing so I will continue. I like to play pool, I have a pool table in my "room/basement". I enjoy hanging out with my friends from Sandpoint because they are so much more fun than anyone else I've met. I enjoy playing poker for money. Usually end up losing but it's still a blast. I'm a Halo 2 man until my death. I also enjoy RPG games such as Final Fantasy 7, and 12. FF7 and Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross are some of the best games ever made, followed by Ocarina of Time and Mrs. Pac-Man. Enough about video games.. I used to like hard rock a lot, and heavy metal and stuff.. But now I'm mostly into Jazz and classical.. Mostly because modern music today pretty much makes my ears bleed. I can't stand any of the new rock bands. And to top everything off.. I am really grateful to all those who have been, or are, close to me. Because if nobody was close to me.. Then.. I'd have to raise my voice.. Or, use binoculars.. Or something really insufficiant and annoying as that. I don't like christianity much because of how brainless it's followers can be.. And the fact that they never tip me. I like to write a lot about me in the about me sections of things because I always wondered why the hell someone would read this far down the page, is it because you are interested in what I have to say? Or is it because you have a strange obsession with me and want to know every explicit detail about my life? Well if that's the case.. I'm circumsized, my penis is probably around 6 inches long, but I havn't measured since middle school.. (Probably hasn't changed much) I always joke to people about how small my pecker is, because my hands are tiny.. But that's enough about Bernard.. I recently discovered that I have a butt chin.. Because I have to be clean shaven for pizza hut, and I spent 6 years of my life with my chin covered in hair.. I wish I could grow it out again, it makes my face look less round. Anyways, I think I could go and do something a bit more constructive like message hot girls from California asking them to show me their breasts. I don't do that, that's a joke. I do.. Do that. Joke, that is. Update: It's been a while since I added random crap to my about me section, my goal is to make this part of my profile go down a long ass way, so far it's longer than anyone elses I know, but I want it to be ridiculous. I'm going to college again which is nice, I don't feel as much like a loser as I did. I didn't really feel like a loser, I just felt that I wasn't ever doing anything productive, and I hate that feeling. Sometimes I feel productive when I play hours and hours of a video game, because then I get farther in the game.. That's productive. I am so tried, and I have writers block, I was trying to write a response to an essay for my english class, and I ended up casually calling the author a dumb fuck. I didn't even notice it. I was just re-reading my paper and noticed that I said "The author failed to mention a key point to the entitlement education mindset and instead proceeded to act like a dumb fuck.... blah blah blah" I couldn't believe it. So I decided that tonight might not be the best night to submit a paper. That's not very professional.www.myspace.com/miketaylorandhisimaginarybandPU
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