Nick

I lie a lot... like for instance, maybe I don't lie a lot. Which is true? Also I run fast, oh so fast. My favorite drink is a Bloody Russian (half Bloody Mary / half White Russian). I collect turtles in the spring and iguanas in the fall. I prefer croquet to lawn bowling and I'm always up for a steeple chase. My dance of choice is the robot. When I choose a deoderant I stick with it. My dislike of daylight savings time knows no bounds. A few of my favorite words are apocryphal, beatific, disingenuous, ephemeral, euphemism, logy, ubiquitous, and the 3 S's: swarthy, smarmy and snarky. In short, go Seahawks.