Think outside the box |
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.2. An old friend who...
Posted by Félix's Wondérful Horriblé Lifé on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:31:00 PST |
I was violated at the zoo... |
today i was catering for some drunk ladies thay drank a lot!!!i was serving the food then they kept tellin me i was cute... i was like ok whatevernext i was bussing the tables and some lady asked me t...
Posted by Félix's Wondérful Horriblé Lifé on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST |
My I.Q. |
Congratulations, felix!Your IQ score is 122
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Inte...
Posted by Félix's Wondérful Horriblé Lifé on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:47:00 PST |
interesting conversation... |
S0uthPaw Kid: hi!litterforCATS: helloS0uthPaw Kid: my dad got allllll crazylitterforCATS: yeah por que?S0uthPaw Kid: hes all, whose this guy youre getting all comfortable with?litterforCATS: huh???S0u...
Posted by Félix's Wondérful Horriblé Lifé on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 10:41:00 PST |
When The President Talks To God... |
When the president talks to GodAre the conversations brief or long?Does he ask to rape our women's rightsAnd send poor farm kids off to die?Does God suggest an oil hikeWhen the president talks to God?...
Posted by Félix's Wondérful Horriblé Lifé on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
stole it from bonnie... |
--UNIQUE--
1. Nervous Habits: cracking my knuckles
2. Are you double jointed: nah
3. Can you roll your tongue: im mexican of course i can
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time: depends which one
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Posted by Félix's Wondérful Horriblé Lifé on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
