Smut.

DON'T GO PUTTING YOUR FLYERS ON MY PAGE, I'LL ONLY DELETE THEM AND IT COULD WILL GET NASTY! WHAT'S UP SLUTS??? If you're already familiar with the legend that is I, Smut, then you can skip this section, passing GO and collecting £200 on the way. If you're one of the unfortunate who hasn't yet had the priviledge of knowing me let me share some knowledge. I go by Smut. Only my friends get away with calling me that. It's Melody to my everyone else... or Melo, Melly, Mel, *insert any other abbreviation here*. Im currently at school perfecting my craft (special effects make-up) in hope that one day in the not-so-distant future I can swap the set of UK dramas for the set of massive Hollywood blockbusters. I generally get up at 9.15 and get into school at about 9.50, but im always prepared with a good excuse to why im 50 minutes late. I almost hear you ask what the magic excuse is, but if I reveal it everyone will be late for work and the country will collapse. Im the girliest tomboy ever. I like swearing, and making up new swear words. I also like asking people for 'cunt-ainers' at school, and asking which 'cunt-ry' do they come from. Yeah, im one sandwich short of a picnic. I dress like it's summer all year round. Trousers are so overrated, don't you agree?