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CodyPendant

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a single father struggling to raise 4 kids I bought on the black market in Nigeria( super cheap). I enjoy volleyball, honeydew melons, and sex with transexuals. I drive a 1985 Monaco with a license plate that says 2Nasty and 1 rim. I've been known to dip my feelings in gravy and eat them. for the past 5 years i've been very successful as a professional waiter at shoney's. oooh, the gravy! If ur into hot oil wrestling, water sports and going muddin', please be my friend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sick and super twisted, crass, politically incorrect, caddy,sassy, 32-39%bitch(the rest just cool), Funny( must be a champ when it comes to taking a joke). I LOVE TO LAUGH. Please Please Please be funny. If you're not, just shut up and laugh at me.Intervention with Kristin Chenoweth by Kristin Chenoweth..

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