When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Yes Minister is class!! They have some of the best one liners...well one paragraphers ever
"It is characteristic of all committee discussions and decisions that every member has a vivid recollection of them and that every member's recollection of them differs violently from every other member's recollection. Consequently, we accept the convention that the official decisions are those and only those which have been officially recorded in the minutes by the Officials, from which it emerges with an elegant inevitability that any decision which has been officially reached will have been officially recorded in the minutes by the Officials and any decision which is not recorded in the minutes is not been officially reached even if one or more members believe they can recollect it, so in this particular case, if the decision had been officially reached it would have been officially recorded in the minutes by the Officials. And it isn't so it wasn't."
I'm a Scottish/Australian hybrid, born in Melbourne Australia but have lived in Dundee, Scotland for nearly all of my 26 years.I have an honours degree for Abertay University in Applications Development but now going into first year at Dundee Uni to study Nursing via a rather boring computing related job, but i'll get there in the end.Comedy fan...you should see my box set collection of TV comedy (simpsons, futurama, family guy, father ted, you name it, i probably have it sadly enough)Into most types of music, seen Converge play live then the very next day went and saw Justin Timberlake live...now that is diversity.Looking to make friends here, so just give me a shout
