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SexyAssMasseuse

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About Me

I'm really easy going and like to go out and party with my friends every now and then. I LOVE to laugh out loud, and I suck at spelling! I am a massage therapist and don't mind getting fat tips. I only work out when I feel like a fat cow, which isn't often. And sometimes I don't eat lunch cause I'm too busy, which also isn't often. Haha! I like to surround myself with fun and positive people cause lets face it, who wants a boring, party pooping, always complaining, it's all about ME friend?! Ya, that's not so fun. If you want to be MY friend, all you need to be is friendly. I hate drama so I treat people the way I would like to be treated. I do have a WILD SIDE!!! But she only comes out on a full moon!! (In a Mr.Burns accent) EEEEXCILENT!!! Oh and F.Y.I., if you don't know who Mr.Burns is then your LAME! Hahaha! I also like to be honest. Ex: I'm half Colombian, and half Mexican, but I usually just say Colombian cause it sounds way more exotic & sexier than Mexican. Hehe! If you haven't noticed, I'm just a happy person. A happy person with good dance moves and corny jokes. LOL! Ok, I'm done. Hahahaha.... No really.
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My Interests

I like to go out and find new spots to party. I also like to sleep in late if I don't have to get up early. I enjoy making new friends because there are alot of interesting people out there. Taking my dog for a car ride, going to the day spa, cuddleing under a blanket while its raining (and watching a good movie), girls night out, getting a foot massage, and spontanious or planned traveling. Ummm, I think thats everything... No wait! And I also took a recent interest in USC. Yup, that about covers all of my favorite things to do.
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I'd like to meet:

SOME FUN AND SEXY PEOPLE WHO CAN PARTY WITHOUT CAUSING A MESS OF DRAMA IN MY LIFE, AND FINDING OLD FRIENDS FROM THE PAST THAT I FELL OUT OF TOUCH WITH.George Lopez Fast Food

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Music:

I listen to all types of music. Top 40, Rap, Country, Oldies, Rock, Latin, Show Tunes... you name it! Music is very important to me. =)Music Video Codes - MySpace Codes - Funny Videos

Movies:

anything that is funny I'll watch! The Sweetest Thing and Dirty Love are my favorites!

Television:

Desperate Housewives, Lost, Heroes, Family Guy, Simpsons, and The Unit are my favorite shows right now. I watch them religiously! It's kind of sad that I spend that much time in front of the television. Thank you Tivo!

Books:

I'm kind of a sucker for cheesy romance novels but I'm working on a suspence right now called The Final Kill by Meg O'Brien.

Heroes:

the people that effect my life every day and I love very much. (a.k.a. Mom, Dad, Siblings,& Friends.) Our Police Officers(even the ass holes), our Firefighters, and our Troops. God Bless our Soldiers, especially those serving in Iraq- Thank you for doing what you do.