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I'm not sure what to write about myself..because the people on my buddy list already know me..but for the rest of you..I suppose you..well may have me committed for my oddity?
I moved up to Seattle in August (05) after deciding to take a break from Med School..and now that I'm in Seattle I find myself still trying to settle in..Since I've moved here I've realized so many restaurants and bars are sub-par...it isn't easy getting along with smelly, tree-hugging, don't shave much of anything people..Men don't ask me out, but hey at least the women do..quite often might I add..there isn't a decent restaurant on the water where you can hang out and drink margaritas, bloody marys..and grab a reasonably priced meal..the Korean food sucks..and to top it all off the waters are too cold to skinny dip in...despite all of these travesties..slowly but surely I have managed to come up with well dressed, intelligent, witty, and hygienic friends (thought magically they all keep moving away)..and together we frequent restaurants like Nijo (the only place sushi should be eaten)
I truly do believe Seinfeld is a way of life..I wish I could date myself, and have forgotten the name of the man I was dating..while dating him, obviously..I'm confused as to getting the finger..would someone be more offended if I'd have given them the toe? I've had to tap out..fake it...I would win the contest hands down (well...maybe not down..)...and yes, if my birth control of choice was going out of production, I would go about assembling crack team to purchase every last unit from here to Timbuktu
I'm a purist at heart...vodka: kettle one or grey goose..steak: medium rare fillet mignon...architecture: Frank Lloyd Wright (maybe a protege like Stewart Williams..or Nick Patel would suffice)..a suit: Saint John..a dress: Escada..my escargot must be with extra garlic and butter..and my hooters..wings, that is, have gotta be 911 with extra sauce..and lastly no one fucks with me when the Trojans play..Good lord could we be any better looking?? I think NOT!
Epiphanies:
Eggs really ARE product of the rectum
Who the hell decided to dig in the ground..and when he/she found some strange oval shaped brown thing decided..I EAT THIS? personally if I found some strange brown thing in the ground..I'd say ew..and wash my hands A LOT!! let alone stick it in my mouth...ew...petrified feces!!!
Giri trying to convince me that it's ok to double fist..
Oh that Spam
Priya: I'd do u regardless..even if you were my gay sister
Spam: I'm glad you think that I'm hot enough to disregard my sexual orientation
Spam: gender
Spam: and familial relation
Spam: you, my friend, are a trooper
Spam: and that is why i want to have the raunchiest sex with you as often as possible
Priya: hahaha
Priya: i LOVE IT
Priya: see now you need to post me comments like that on myspace
Spam: I'd be worried that people would hunt me down
Spam: you know like your OTHER Filipino hot boy
Priya: so i take it you perused Joey's profile did u?
oooh how i do miss my partner in crime...
10:00 PM...objective? girl's night out cuz we fukkin haate men! why? cuz they fukkin suck!!!!
Priya: Ok so we're goin out...girls night out..fukkin hate men..only one rule ok Nubes...NOOO JAGER!!! i'm serious it makes me very ill!!!
Nubia: alright cutie..no jager...no men..no drama..just you and me...it's gonna be fun..and none of your look he's hot bullshit! because i don't wanna see a guy..i swear i'll throw up on one if he talks to me
so. co. & lime x 3 .....screwdriver x 3....but then
11:00 PM
Nubia: Bartender!!! 2 shot of Jager....
Priya: um...no no...
Nubia: um..yes..yes..what you gonna pussy out on me now?
Priya: *ego wakes up* OH I KNOW YOU DIDN'T CALL ME A PUSSY! SHIIIEET!
11:20PM
Nubia: Baartender!! 2 shots of Jager
Priya: noooo nooo NOOOO
Nubia: yea yea yea
11:40PM
Nubia: Baaaaarteeeeennndeeerr!!! 2 shots of Jaaager!!! NOW!
Priya: uh-oh...who's he..and why is your hand in my pants...
Nubia: hehehe..i thought you might be cold...
jager jager jager
1:00 AM
Priya: baaaaaaar....enndeerr....6 shots of Jager for me and my friends..just wake me up when they get here..
Nubia: awwww...you think i'm pretty?tehehehe...Hi.....i'm nubia....and the girl laying on the floor is priya..oh no she's fine just get her another shot
1:45AM
Priya: Brandon...hun sign my tab will you..oh and where's Nubia..why is she leaving without me...and why am i laying outside on a bench...
Nubia: i'm riiiighhht heeerreee..talking to what ever the fuck his name is...i think we should hang out with him..he says he's a really nice guy..and you know people don't lie about shit like that
YADA YADA YADA...maaan i mean yada yada yada!!!
9:00 AM
Priya & Nubia: oooh fuck we need to quite drinking!!!
Priya: maaaan i need to stop showering with all my clothes on!
Nubia: wait are these your pajamas? cuz you ain't gettin em back...oh and good call on the crying..
GOOOOOOD TIMMMMEEEEZZZZ!!!! hahahahahaha...you're gonna kill me for this one!.. .. ..
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Examples of why Priya and Nubia live in different statesMegan's mehndi ceremony
I am DEEPER than you think.
If you would like to contradict me, do so.
I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind.
I thirst for your curiosity.
Now that you have entered my masquerade.
Remove your facade.
I believe myself to be genuine and I would never betray the ones I love.
I value my family and those who are REAL.
I like to be fascinated by the anomalous.
I am constantly thinking.
I have Loved... Lost... and Learned...The three things that every soul should feel.
Satisfaction is found on your own.
Don't Lust for what you See...
Desire what you know.
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