Myesis

Myesis formed in a tottering room playing abnormal songs. Thanks to Theodor's technicalities (drums), Willie's precision (bass) and to Yan's bleakness (guitar) the band risked to fuck up from his beginning rehearsal. Therefore, Willie's amplifier had a broken plug and didn't work properly. One day the guitar player, walking toward the towers' bridge to commit suicide had a vision. Devin Townsend appeared to him and said:"Oh Yan, thou shalt not do what is in you purpouse, so put the rock which you're binded down and hear my words. Dio has other plans for you".The guy changed his mind and put down the rock, waiting for the divine announcement: "Now you must...no, no, what the fuck, I'm not dead, I can't appear to nerds like this, thus you're the most motherfucker guitar player ever born so just fuck you, I have to come back to Canada and record Ziltoid the Omniscient! Make it perfect!". Encouraged by these words Yan was going to throw himself down. Unfortunately, nearby Red was doing his daily walking with his master. Thanks to dog's istinct he suddenly broke his leash and ran to save Yan almost in time. So Myesis had their happy ending: Willie and Theodor found in the dog unbeliavable technical qualities and had finally a guitar player. Also Yan found the meaning os his life. You can find him during a rehearsal as a human substitute to the borken plug. Scientists are currently studying his unexpected qualities has a human conductor.
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