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millions

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About Me



"I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as i can remember...that's just my style"

i wish i was still seventeen...

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hernia

my intestines are poking through my abdomen.  this shit ain't fun man. pm
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 22:24:00 GMT

the Rocky money has dried the fuck up

anyone notice the key stars of the rocky franchise showing up peddling product in some dumb commercials lately?  take a look here...apollo creed... adrian... paulie?? ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:33:00 GMT

NOW YOU HIPSTERS ARE ALL IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE....

sunday.... DIE BILLYBURG SCUM!!current score:millions - 1 hipsters - 0soon to be 2-0, after i massacre the skin-tight black jeans/shower optional/american apparel employee crowd again on sund...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:35:00 GMT

i'm going to drill a hole in my fucking head....

...and when i'm done with that, i'm going to reach in and pull journey's "don't stop believing" out for the very last fucking time. Thanks to David Chase, it's been on constant repeat inside my brain...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:22:00 GMT

OOOOOOOH...

aaa PUERTO RICO!!!  tried to avoid manhattan today, didn't work though. 
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:05:00 GMT

NJ

aaah new jersey.  now that i left you for brooklyn, i can make fun of you as much as i want. the hightlight of this read is bolded below. N.J. beach rules target seagulls, camels, dirty pictures...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 16:11:00 GMT

ROGER

WELCOME BACK
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:36:00 GMT

New England Patriots

Honestly, there are few teams i hate more - the eagles, the mets, the flyers, top that list off with the red sox of course.  But they've had a brilliant off season.  Adalius Thomas was a gre...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:21:00 GMT

merrill hoge...

...said that jerry porter is a better wr than randy moss.  He sat there on nfl live yesterday with that pretentiously smug look on his face and said that porter will have a better year next year ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:35:00 GMT

LET THEM PLAY!!!

a win for perverts of all ages... Court strikes down Internet porn law PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A federal judge on Thursday dealt another blow to government efforts to control Inter...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:56:00 GMT