I like comedians. Especially Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Eddy Murphy, Chris Rock, Woody Allen and Charly Chaplin.I am interested in hypnosis, NLP and martial arts especially Tae Kwon Do in which I hold a black belt.
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The Longest Survey Ever The Basics 1. First name Eitan 2. Age 22 3. Gender Male 4. Happy with it? Of course 5. The current time is? 2:45pm 6. Eye color Hazel 7. Happy with it? Sure, why not? 8. If not, what would you change it to? I look better with blue contacts. 9. Hair color brownish blond 10. Happy with it? I would like more of it. 11. If not, what would you change it to? I would put more on the top 12. Hair length varies 13. Hair style Godammit, enough with the hair already. 14. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yeah 15. What color? Blond 16. Do you dye your hair frequently? No 17. Has it ever gotten damaged? It fell out I dont know if that's hair damage or scalp damage. 18. Are you clean-shaven? Nope. I'm a rugged man. 19. What's your body type? Strong. 20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between? Somewhere in between but leaning torward long and slender 21. Thin or full lips? Normal lips. 22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between? Again with the hair? Thin. 23. Have you ever had lice? Not that I know of. 24. How old were you? 25. Nicknames Oystagoymp, Oysta, Antonius, Antonius Flambonius Vladamir the Third, Ethan. 26. Happy with them? Yeah 27. Aliases oystagoymp and funhouse 28. What made you choose them? a long story but oystagoymp comes from a joke regarding the exaggerated ashkenazi pronunciation of my name and a gimp. 29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? I'm going to go with Eitana. 30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be? KayzerSosarina 31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name? nah, although it's really weird it's not as weird as my first name. 32. What heritage does your first name imply? Jewish/Israeli 33. Middle name Ellis - American Chai - Jewish/Israeli 34. Last name Poplinger - Austrian. (It means "pretty parrot", don't ask) 35. Place of birth Jerusalem, Israel 36. Date of birth July 6, 1984 37. Nationality Jewish 38. Were you named after anyone? Yeah 39. Who? The Israeli version of John Wayne's partner, Ethan. 40. What side of the family does your name come from? I knew John Wayne was in my family somewhere. 41. Did your parents immigrate? My mother did. 42. How about your grandparents? Nope 43. Your great grandparents? Not sure. 44. Farther back into your family? See above. 45. Where did they emmigrate from? Father - Poland. Mother - Iran 46. Where did they immigrate to? Father - America Mother - Israeli 47. Skin color White 48. What's your facial structure like? High cheek bones. 49. Height 5'11" 50. Happy with it? Just another inch would just about round it up 51. Weight 170 lbs. last time I checked 52. Happy with it? yeah 53. How old are your parents? 40 something and 50 something 54. What's your father's name? Rick 55. Your mother's? Gilla 56. Do you have any siblings? yeah 57. How old are they? 7,10,16 58. What are their names? Tehilla, Daniel, Gil respectively 59. Do you get along with your family? sometimes 60. Do you wish they were different? sure 61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family? My dad used to tickle me.....abusively. 62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family? yeah 63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family? no 64. If so, why? 65. Who do you get along with most? My siblings All Time Greatest Album Favorites 66. Color Blue 67. Month July 68. Year 2006 69. Decade 70's 70. Century this one 71. Millenium this one 72. Animal A Wolf 73. Movie Probably Fight Club. 74. Book Currently "Trancework" 75. River c'mon it's just water. 76. Lake see above. 77. Ocean The one 78. Country America 79. City LA 80. State California 81. Province Hollywood 82. Place to go in your neighborhood The gym 83. Person The Lubavitcher Rebbe 84. Relative My cousins 85. Pet Don't have one. 86. Actor Al Pacino 87. Actress Katherine Zeta Jones 88. Celebrity Mrs. July 89. Musician hmmmm that's a hard one. 90. Singer Bush 91. Band Metallica 92. Movie genre Martial Arts 93. Book genre Hypnotherapy, fantasy. 94. Play genre Comedy 95. Play Les Miserables 96. Musical See above 97. Poem All of Edgar Allen Poe's 98. Writer Stephen King 99. Song awww c'mon there are too many. 100. Sport Boxing 101. Drink Orange Juice 102. Food Sushi 103. Brand of cereal Chocolate Crispies 104. Candy bar Twix 105. Disney princess Jasmine has a nice rack. 106. Disney prince I don't like Disney princes 107. Disney villain I'm not too familiar with Disney. 108. Disney character See above. 109. CD 110. Director Spike Lee or Quentin Tarantino 111. Videogame Final Fantasy 112. Computer game FEAR 113. Game 114. Board game 115. Word game 116. Clothing style Comfortable 117. Truth or dare question I dare you to stick it in. 118. Fairy tale I don't know that many. 119. Lullaby If I had to pick one from the list of morbidly violent tales ranging from a guy named Humpty smashing to bits into a pavement or babys falling from trees or old men who die from hitting their head in the rain, I would have to say ring around the rosies (commemorating the black death plague) 120. Holiday Hannukah/Christmas 121. Mythological creature The tachrish a mythological creature from the talmud who was considered to be invincible when it connected it's probisucs to the ground. 122. Miscellaneous item Benjamin on a green piece of paper. 123. Storybook character 124. Movie character Tyler Durden or Kayser Sose 125. Play character Jean ValJean 126. Musical character See above 127. College I guess Stanford 128. Football team Dallas Cowboys 129. Soccer team I dont watch Soccer 130. Tennis player I dont watch tennis 131. Hockey team I dont watch hockey 132. Basketball team LA Lakers 133. Baseball team Astro 134. Swimmer I dont watch swimming 135. Track star I dont watch track 136. Vegetable Artichoke 137. Fruit Strawberry 138. Toothpaste brand now your just over exaggerating 139. Type of computer The one that works for more than a year 140. Medication Advil I guess...... 141. Poison Cyanide 142. Type of sword Samurai 143. Type of gun Grenade Launcher 144. Planet Pluto 145. Space feature A Novae 146. Breed of cat no idea 147. Dog a Docson or beagle 148. Spider Black Widow 149. Fish Lion Fish 150. Penguin No Idea 151. Species of crustacean No Idea 152. Arachnid Tarantula 153. Insect Paraying Mantis 154. Pair of socks white Socks 155. Scooby-Doo character No Idea 156. Spongebob Squarepants character No Idea 157. Quote Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain 158. Adage 159. President Lincoln 160. Astrological sign CAncer 161. Chinese zodiac sign Rat 162. Number 7 163. Short story The Lottery 164. Word onomatopoeia lunch my name screamed back at me if you know what I mean, he he he 165. Definition Something I wrote: Define - to explain or identify the nature or essential qualities of; describe.Define Eitan! 166. Time period Now 167. Dictionary brand I dont know but I use Oxford. 168. Series of books Xanth 169. Publishing company I don't know 170. Illustrator I dont know 171. Artist Dali 172. Childhood story The two brother stories my dad used to tell us. 173. Childhood memory My fourth birthday 174. Facial expression You gotta see it 175. Serial killer Manson 176. Medieval torture device Women 177. Instrument violin or guitar 178. Brand of chocolate Hersheys 179. Candy Twix 180. Brand of candy Twix 181. Time of day 11:00PM 182. Codename Amour and Adori use huh? 183. Letter X 184. Inside joke Reorrrr. 185. Joke Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but nothing beats a blow job. 186. Scent Barbeque 187. Onomotapoeia oooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh *moan* 188. Alliteration I only know the cliches: Peter Piper and the Woodchuck. Funniest Stand Up Comedians Dislikes 189. Least favorite color Pink 190. Animal Sloth 191. Number 0 192. President George Bush 193. Actor Sylvester Stallone 194. Actress Hilarry Duff 195. Director Uwe Boll 196. Celebrity Britney Spears 197. Artist probably me 198. Illustrator probably me 199. Poet 200. Writer Kafka 201. Band N Sync 202. Musician 203. Singer Bob Dylan, sorry. 204. Food Rice 205. Fruit 206. Vegetable 207. Candy 208. Candy bar 209. Brand of chocolate 210. Skittles flavor 211. Month 212. Year 213. Decade 214. Century 215. Millenium 216. Era 217. Time period 218. Battle of the Civil War 219. War 220. Battle of WWII 221. Battle of American Revolution 222. Genius 223. Genus of plant 224. Flower 225. Tree 226. Hair color 227. Eye color 228. Fairy tale 229. Disney princess 230. Disney villain 231. Disney prince 232. Movie character 233. Play character 234. Book character 235. Musical character 236. Play 237. Musical 238. Person 239. Brand of cereal 240. Brand of battery 241. Mental illness 242. Medication 243. Serial killer 244. Poison 245. Type of sword 246. Type of gun 247. Toothpaste brand 248. Scent 249. Taste 250. Sound 251. Sexual position 252. Article of clothing Favorite Simpsons Character The Ideal Mate 253. Hair color Just not green 254. Hair length Long 255. Hair style Doesnt really matter but I dont like butch hair cuts 256. Eye color green, blue, I went out with a girl with yellow eyes which was surprisingly sexy. 257. Skin color White, tanned 258. Any makeup? I like natural beauty but it's hard to find nowadays so I'll take you even with makeup, you just lose points. 259. Clothing style Any, the less the better ;-) 260. Shy or outgoing? both are fun at times 261. Happy or depressed? Happy 262. Funny or serious? funny 263. Abusive or kind? normally kind abusive in the bedroom 264. Respectful or perverted? both 265. Completely describe their personality swallow 266. Ideal height no less than 5' no more than 6'7" 267. Ideal weight no more than me no less than 90lbs. 268. Body type athletic with the exception of boobs I'll allow some fat there. 269. Completely describe their appearances There personality is more important than their looks 270. This is another space if you need it 271. Cup size or condom size C or D 272. Masochistic or sadistic? none of the above 273. Conformist or nonconformist? probably in the middle somewhere 274. Artistic or athletic? both or neither 275. Intellectual or unintelligent? intellectual 276. Complex or simple? complex 277. What would their hobbies be? me ;-) 278. Interests? me ;-) 279. Obsessions me -; 280. Would they hug you often? sure 281. Kiss you often? sure 282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you? I hope not too early 283. Have you already found your ideal mate? nope 284. Or as close as someone can get? nope 285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes? often 286. Are you in love? nope 287. What will you do together? see question 285 288. Your ideal date I'm not giving my secrets here. 289. Your ideal wedding the lack thereof 290. How many kids? 0 291. What will their names be? Euphoria and Jack 292. What do you think they would look like? if they take after their father they will be the best looking bald kids in the class. 293. Will you even have kids? maybe if I get married 294. If not, why? because I wouldnt want to bring children into the world without being married first 295. Will you even get married? probably not 296. If no, why? because dating is fun and marriage is work and I see no reason to replace fun with work. 297. Are you taken or single? single Best Guitarist Ever What Do You Think Of? 298. Ugly people? It's not their fault. 299. Pretty people? It's not my fault 300. Bald people? see above 301. Scrawny African children? I feel bad for them 302. Religion? It's the most extreme double edge sword in existence being the cause of mass genocide as well as philanthropic moral beauty but I personally say God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. 303. Politics? Libertarian. 304. Abortion? It's the mother's choice. 305. Church? I can think of nothing more boring and time wasting. 306. Separation of church and state? Definitely. 307. Blondes? Gotta cath'em all 308. Brunettes? See above. 309. Redheads? See above. 310. Mainstream rock? some is good 311. Abercrombie? no thanks 312. Pop music? some is good 313. Classic rock? hell yeah 314. Roleplaying? hell yeah 315. Emo music? nope 316. Ignorance? I am ignorant on the matter. 317. Stupidity? I hate stupid people who think they are smart. 318. Mental retardation? not their fault but they must be leaving a very happy life if you ask me 319. Friends? important 320. Disrespect? unacceptable 321. Immaturity? it can be an advantage sometimes 322. Republicans? they are partially wrong 323. Democrats? they are partially wrong 324. George W. Bush? a complete moron 325. Your mom? she's cool 326. This survey? it's pretty damn long 327. Painted walls? should be done as self expression is a high form of therapy. 328. Drugs? no comment 329. Alcohol? in moderation 330. Prostitution? I wouldnt touch a girl who fucks men for a living but whatever floats your boat. 331. Premarital sex? damn it's fun 332. Teenage sex? damn it was fun 333. People? it depends on the person but people in general are too gullible to society's influence 334. Your classmates? don't have any. 335. Your co-workers? some are cool and some suck 336. Your school? dont go to school 337. Your family? they're cool 338. My family? I dont know your family 339. Your mental health? definitely should be commited. 340. My mental health? I dont know your mental health 341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal? whatever floats your boat. 342. Your life? it's just starting 343. My life? I DONT FUCKIN KNOW YOU!! 344. The color green? it's alright 345. Pickles? what are you implying? 346. Food? thats a dumb question 347. Electricity? see above 348. Niagra falls? it's pretty nice 349. Cataracts? see questions 346 and 347 350. Bridges? see above 351. Braces? they look pretty bad 352. Dictionairies? what would I do without one 353. Television? see above 354. Fairy tales? pretty gory for children if you ask me 355. Hollywood? Love it 356. MTV? hate it Free Xbox 360 Currently 357. What are you feeling? tired and bored of answering these questions but I'm compelled to finish 358. Smelling? my office 359. Seeing? the computer, duh 360. Hearing? my bosses talking about my resignation for wasting valuable work time answering stupid surveys, but it's in Persian so I cant really understand it. 361. Doing? ohhh cmon bungee jumping 362. Who are you talking to online? nobody 363. On the phone? nobody 364. What room of the house are you in? at work 365. Bored? hell yeah 366. Do you look nice? always 367. What are you wearing? khaki pants, a blue shirt and a wind breaker 368. Are you eating anything? nope starving 369. Drinking anything? nope 370. What's your heart rate? no idea 371. BMI? what's a bmi? 372. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Hush Puppies 373. What are you wishing for? to go home already 374. What are you worried about? college 375. Sad about? Im not sad 376. Happy about? I see no reason to worry about anything right now so Im naturally happy 377. Angry about? Im not angry 378. Serious about? me serious? hah! 379. Laughing about? the above question 380. Talking about? not talking 381. Typing about? what Im typing about Best Sports Movies Top Ten MySpace Quizzes and Surveys
The Longest Survey Ever Friends 382. Who are your friends? I have a lot 383. Your best friends? I have a lot but currently, Jesse James 384. Who do you hang out with most? my cousin 385. Who do you treat the best? my little brother and sister 386. Who treats you the best? my many worshippers 387. Do you even have friends? yeah I do but thanks for the vote of confidence 388. If so, why are you taking this survey? good question! 389. Who's the funny one? me 390. The smart one? me 391. The depressed one? 392. The punk? 393. The goth? not me 394. The prep? 395. The jock? 396. The outcast? 397. The stupid one? 398. The one who you think will kill someone one day? 399. The annoying one? 400. The hyper one? 401. The oblivious one? 402. The romantic? 403. The pervert? 404. The content one? 405. The liar? 406. The cheapskate? 407. The ominous one? 408. The disrespectful one? 409. The abusive one? 410. The hot one? 411. The ugly one? 412. The one that hates you? 413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway? 414. The back-up one? 415. The fighter? 416. The lover? 417. The hippie? 418. The druggie? 419. The alcoholic? 420. The one that's recovering? 421. The one that's in jail? 422. The one that is most likely to be in jail? 423. The one that's going to be executed? 424. The most likely to be murdered? 425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital? 426. The most likely to stay there forever? 427. The normal one? 428. The conformist? 429. The nonconformist? 430. The masochistic one? 431. The sadistic one? 432. The weird one? 433. The musical one? 434. The artistic one? 435. The perfect one? 436. The literary genius? 437. The fugitive? 438. The juvenille delinquint? 439. The Jewish one? 440. The Christian one? 441. The Buddhist one? 442. The Muslim one? 443. The Hindu one? 444. The Catholic one? 445. The Wiccan one? 446. The atheist? 447. The agnostic? 448. The cutter? 449. The anorexic one? 450. The bulimic one? 451. The skinny one? 452. The thin one? 453. The fat one? 454. The obese one? 455. The Satanic one? Most Popular Cartoon Characters Have You Ever 456. Gone on a cruise? no 457. Beaten someone up? yeah 458. Been beaten up? sort of 459. Bullied someone? sort of 460. Been bullied? no 461. Attempted suicide? no 462. Attempted murder? uhhh I'd tell you but then I would have to kill you 463. Nearly died? yeah 464. Broken the law? yeah 465. Stolen something? yeah 466. Had an abortion? uhhhhh I was thinking about it 467. Known the president? no 468. Had an affair with the president? shut up dude 469. Met a famous person? yeah 470. Gotten drunk? yeah 471. Gotten high? no comment 472. Had masochistic sex? yeah 473. Had an affair? not married 474. Been out of the country? yeah 475. Out of state? yeah 476. Out of your town? yeah 477. Written a poem? yeah 478. A story? yeah 479. A novel? in the middle 480. A song? no 481. Gotten published? no 482. Written a love poem? yeah 483. Story? no 484. Novel? no 485. Song? no 486. Said that you hated the world? yeah 487. Finished school? sort of 488. Flunked a grade? no 489. Flunked a test? yah 490. Flunked a subject? no 491. Read a book for enjoyment? of course 492. Bungee jumped? I want to so bad 493. Skydived? I want to so so bad 494. Danced? yeah 495. Been to a dance? yeah 496. Suba dived? yeah 497. Broken a bone? yeah 498. Gotten a nose bleed? yeah 499. Had an orgasm? yeah 500. Suffered from psychosis? no 501. Wished you could get away with something? yeah 502. Thought of killing someone? thought of but never would 503. Thought of killing yourself? no 504. Saved someone's life? no 505. Saved your own? no 506. Gone to the beach? yeah 507. Gone fishing? yeah 508. Gone to an island? yeah 509. Died in a dream? yeah 510. Had a dream that came true? no 511. Kissed someone in the rain? yeah 512. Gotten pregnant? me and Arnold 513. Eaten calamari? I dont think so 514. Lobster? yeah 515. Helped anybody during the holidays? yeah 516. Helped a stranger? yeah 517. Kissed a stranger? yeah 518. Hugged a stranger? yeah 519. Had sex with a stranger? yeah 520. Found a lost wallet? yeah 521. Felt bad about not returning it? no 522. Been in a car accident? yeah 523. Caused a car accident? no 524. Driven over 100 mph? yeah 525. Been caught driving over 100 mph? yeah 526. Bitten someone? yeah 527. Been bitten by someone? yeah Best Sitcoms Can You 528. Kiss your elbow? no 529. Touch your nose with your tongue? yeah 530. Stick your fist in your mouth? no 531. Touch your toes? yeah 532. Give away money? sometimes 533. Marry a family member? no 534. Hire an assassin? if the situation demands it 535. Get ahold of drugs? yeah 536. Alcohol? yeah 537. Stay up all night? yeah 538. Stay up for 3 nights? maybe 539. Finish this survey? I don't know yet 540. Swim? yeah 541. Draw well? no 542. Sing well? no 543. Write well? yeah 544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour? yeah 545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour? yeah 546. 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HELL YEAH 579. Soldier? no 580. President? HELL NO 581. Darth Vader? uhhhhhh no 582. Pilot? yeah 583. Mortician? yeah 584. Forensic scientist? yeah 585. Detective? yeah 586. Lawyer? no 587. Drug-dealer? no 588. Pirate? yeah 589. Box-carrier? no 590. Store clerk? no 591. Banker? no 592. Criminal? maybe 593. Target? no 594. Professional wrestler? no 595. Tennis player? no 596. Rapper? no 597. Country singer? no 598. Pop star? no 599. Actor? it would be nice 600. Plastic surgeon? no Best PS2 Games Top Ten MySpace Quizzes and Surveys
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You got your photograph taken? awhile ago 628. You got caught doing something bad? hmmmm I'm not sure 629. Had sex? ohh man it's embarrasing 630. Dyed your hair? a long time ago 631. Hurt someone physically? today 632. Hurt someone emotionally? a few days ago 633. Did your homework? a long time ago whenI was in school 634. Hung out with your friends? last weekend 635. Got drunk? last week 636. Got high? no comment 637. Said: bye, text me? never 638. Took a survey? Im in the middle 639. Won a contest? I won the science fair twice 640. Went out on a date? no usually I just take it to the bedroom, but if I have to. 641. Had a strong sexual drive? Replace "had" with "have" Best Rock Band Ever Word Association 642. Bed you and me unless you'rea guy then GET OUT 643. Curtains women 644. Lights Northern 645. Music Art 646. Candles Shabbat 647. Closet drunk 648. Door The Doors 649. Window The Secret Window 650. Onomotapoeia Really damn hard to spell 651. Dog cat 652. Cat dog 653. Egypt slaves 654. Corey faggot 655. Mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all 656. Case closed 657. Cage fighting 658. Cave bear 659. Nutella not that great if you ask me 660. Bird house 661. Bear hug 662. Death grip 663. Life death 664. White black 665. Black white 666. Personality I like that...666 personality, it fits 667. Pickle ummmm no comment. 668. Dilemna detective 669. Love overatted 670. Liberal libertarrian 671. Conservative old sanctimonious bastard 672. Ball beach 673. Moderate mediocre 674. Inept adept Best Xbox 360 Games Odd Questions 675. What color is the bottom of your tongue? pink 676. Your foot? white 677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet? nope 678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush? no Jimmy Carter is more my type 679. Do you chew on your homework? I have a policy not to do homework 680. Pencils? sometimes 681. Do you read the dictionary? I have read parts to fall asleep 682. Encyclopedia? I love wikipedia 683. Atlas? no 684. Road map? no, I'm a guy for christ's sake 685. Do you memorize random facts? some 686. Do you stalk anyone? no 687. Does anyone stalk you? I have had stalkers 688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors? no 689. Do you dust your lawn? no 690. Do you collect dust? no 691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons? because it is indented 692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute? not really but I have been paid....never mind. 693. Do you wish prostitution was legal? I'm a libertarian so yes 694. Do you use lotion on your feet? no 695. Do you have problems with Canadians? yeah 696. Mexicans? no 697. Americans? no 698. The French? yeah 699. The English? somewhat 700. Have you ever played a kazoo? yeah 701. Have you ever shot someone? with a beebee gun and a paintball gun 702. Something? oh yeah 703. How many pairs of underwear do you own? i dont know like 15 704. Jeans? 3 705. What ring size are you? no clue 706. Belt size? no clue 707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated? no 708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room? no 709. Do you eat a lot? sometimes 710. Do you get excited over cameras? no 711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles? fuck you 712. Poison? no 713. Knives? yeah 714. Cheese? no 715. Penguins? no 716. Bald people? once again fuck you 717. Scrawny African children? no 718. Midgets? no 719. Pirates? HELL NO 720. Corny jokes? yeah 721. Are you a virgin? no 722. Are you a hermaphrodite? no 723. Do you tie string to your teeth? no 724. Do you bite yourself? no 725. Cut yourself? no 726. Do you get cold sores often? not really 727. Do you have a cold right now? somewhat 728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines? no 729. Do you like to touch sharp objects? no 730. Do you have a twitching problem? no 731. Are you homicidal? no 732. What do you do on the computer? program 733. Anything your parents should know about? no 734. Are you happy with your life? somewhat 735. Is everybody else happy with your life? yeah why not 736. Do you like 100% white grape juice? yeah it's pretty good 737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green? not all but leaves are usually green in the summer. 738. How big is the universe? infinite 739. What's the logic behind your answer? well there has to be something infinite in the world for us to even entertain the notion that the infinite exists actually scratch that..Einstein. 740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night? about 5 741. What do you dream about? all kinds of weird shit 742. Anything your parents should know about? no 743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements? no, not at all 744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping? I want to so bad 745. Do you have AIM? yeah 746. MSN? yeah 747. YIM? no 748. A Neopets account? no 749. A Vampirefreaks account? no 750. A Quizilla account? no 751. A Bzoink account? no 752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor? no 753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor? no 754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs? no 755. Are you scared of everything that breathes? no 756. Doesn't breathe? no 757. Are you scared of anything at all? yes 758. What? balloons 759. Which cardinal direction do you like best? north 760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird? yeah 761. Do you have a life? not really 762. Do you have a microphone on your computer? yeah 763. A webcam? no 764. A scanner? at my work 765. A printer? at my work 766. A cordless mouse? yeah 767. Does your mouse light up? yeah 768. Are you scared of mice? no 769. What kind of computer do you have? HP 770. Were you ever physically abused? no 771. Verbally? no 772. Sexually? no 773. Do you wish you were a fish? yeah 774. A cat? yeah 775. A dog? no 776. Do you have a cell phone? yeah 777. What kind is it? Orange 778. Do you weasel out of things? sometimes 779. Do your teachers like you? mostly 780. Do your parents like you? some of them hint hint 781. Do your siblings like you? yeah 782. Does karma, if it exists, love you? not at all 783. Did you have a tail when you were born? one between my legs 784. Do you enjoy school? not really 785. Do you sleep under or over the covers? under 786. Do you sleep in a bed? yeah 787. Do you catch yourself floating at times? yeah, I'm a hypnotist so I am sure of it 788. Are you a packrat? no 789. Do you know HTML or CSS? yes 790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched? not really 791. Do you shy away from social situations? sometimes 792. Are you obsessed with shiny things? no 793. Are you at least attracted to them? no 794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays? nothing 795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument? no 796. Do you label other people? sometimes 797. Are you proud? somewhat 798. Do you like scrambled eggs? yeah Greatest Movies of All Time How Bad Can I Make You Look? 799. Do you wash your hands frequently? in the morning and before I eat 800. Do you wet the bed? no 801. What age did you stop? I dont remember 802. Is that age older than you are now? ha ha got me 803. Do you lie a lot? it depends to who 804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently? not frequently 805. Brush your hair? yeah, whats left of it 806. Do you use deoderant? yeah 807. Do you masturbate? sometimes 808. How often? oh man, uhh 87.6 times a day 809. Are you an alcoholic? no but I have my episodes 810. A druggie? no 811. Do you drink illegally? no 812. Do you wear underwear? yes 813. Do you change your underwear frequently? yes 814. Are you a coward? no 815. A loser? no 816. An idiot? no 817. Do you chatspeak? whats that? 818. Are you a bad friend? no, I'm a great friend 819. Are you untrustworthy? I am trustworthy 820. Unreliable? somewhat absent minded 821. Do you pick your nose? no 822. Are you imperfect? of course 823. Do you think you are perfect? of course 824. Ugly? no 825. Do you have bad hair? I'm balding 826. A big nose? no 827. Are you shallow? no 828. Greedy? no 829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want? there are some chics 830. Do you have any talents? of course 831. Do you burp often? sometimes 832. Are you good at it? it's not like I try 833. Are you impolite? sometimes 834. Disrespectful? sometimes 835. Sadistic? yeah probably 836. Are you a pansy? no 837. Are you a conformist? no 838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends? no 839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out? not everyone 840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush? he's a dumbass 841. Do you have buck teeth? no 842. Acne? no 843. Mental illnesses? ohh man this little box isn't big enough to relate all that 844. Are you fake? no 845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair? sometimes a push up bra 846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844? ok besides the push up bra Im not fake 847. Does your breath smell? no 848. Do you have a strong body odor? no 849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor? no 850. Do you have bad teeth? no 851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth? yes 852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose? no 853. Are you overweight? no 854. Are you lying? no 855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight? yes 856. Are you anorexic? no 857. Bulimic? no 858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body? no 859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body? no 860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline? no 861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol? no 862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837? no 863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body? no 864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years? no 865. Are you a wannabe? I wannabe a baller 866. Do you get bad grades? not relly 867. What's your IQ level? 150 868. Are you a bad guesser? yeah 869. Are you slow? no 870. Do you just not realize that you are slow? godammit on to me again 871. Are you bad at reading people? Im pretty good at reading people 872. Are you too nice for your own good? sometimes 873. Do you have a lot of friends? no but the friends I do have are really good friends 874. Do your 'friends' agree with you? yeah 875. Do you give in easily? it depends on the subject 876. Are you stubborn? it depends on the subject 877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876? yeah 878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869? no 879. Are you annoying? no 880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things? it depends to who 881. Are you a necrophilliac? no 882. Are you incestual? no 883. Is your room messy? yes 884. Do you make fun of other people? sometimes 885. Do you respect your body? yes 886. Are you arrogant? somewhat 887. Do you have low self-esteem? no 888. Are you unique? yes 889. Are your hands clammy? no 890. Are you short? no 891. Are you freakishly tall? no 892. Do you like Simple Plan? I dont know what that is Best Top Ten Lists Beliefs 893. Do you believe in God? agnostic 894. Do you believe in magic? I'm not sure, maybe 895. True love? not really, just a really powerful like. 896. Heaven? no 897. Hell? no 898. Satan? no 899. The Lord and Lady? no 900. The Goddess? no 901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses? no 902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses? no 903. Are you an atheist? somewhat 904. Agnostic? yes 905. Do you believe in fairies? no 906. Dragons? no 907. Unicorns? no 908. Gollums? no 909. Santa? no 910. The Easter Bunny? no 911. The Tooth Fairy? yeah 912. Pixies? no 913. Phoenixes? no 914. Elves? no 915. Dwarves? no 916. Mermaids? no 917. Karma? maybe 918. Immortality? no 919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods? no 920. Mayan Gods? no 921. Incan Gods? no 922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality? yeah 923. Do you believe in life on other planets? maybe 924. Do you believe in parallel universes? maybe 925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals? no 926. Do you believe in Eternity? probably not 927. Do you believe in evolution? yes 928. Do you believe in life after death? maybe 929. What happens to us after we die? I have no idea as I have never died 930. Do you believe in superheroes? firemen 931. Super villains? politicians 932. Do you believe in Fate? maybe 933. That everything has a purpose? yes 934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money? no 935. Sex? yes 936. Love? no 937. Success? yes 938. Making yourself happy? yes 939. Making others happy? no 940. Religion? hell no 941. Politics? hell no 942. Do you believe in miracles? maybe 943. Angels? no 944. Demons? no 945. Ghosts? maybe 946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone? probably 947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness? yes 948. Do you believe in selfessness at all? yes 949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen? no 950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends? yes 951. Do you believe that anything can happen? no Free Xbox 360 This Or That 952. Pie or cake? pie 953. Pie or 3.14159...? pie 954. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate 955. Black or white? black 956. Ceiling or floor? ceiling 957. Couch or bed? bed 958. Cough or sneeze? cough 959. On or off? on 960. Closed or open? open 961. Brush or comb? brush 962. Long or short? long 963. Big or small? big 964. Wet or dry? wet 965. Under or over? over 966. Top or bottom? top 967. Fly or fall? fly 968. Smile or frown? smile 969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? joy 970. Hot or cold? hot 971. Warm or cool? cool 972. Rough or smooth? rough 973. Cat or dog? dog 974. Snake or bird? snake 975. Shark or T-Rex? shark 976. Past or present? present 977. Science fiction or fantasy? fantasy 978. Dull or sharp? sharp 979. Live forever or die young? live forever 980. Books or television? books 981. Jump or skip? jump 982. Fast or slow? fast 983. Run or walk? run 984. Guy or girl? I like girls, sorry guys 985. Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner brothers 986. Belle or Jasmine? Jasmine 987. Gaston or Cruella Deville? dont know who they are 988. Food or friends? friends 989. Colors or black and white? black and white 990. Cute or pretty? pretty 991. Good or evil? good 992. Fruits or vegetables? fruits 993. Milk or juice? juice 994. Hot chocolate or gingerale? hot chocolate 995. Beer or wine? beer 996. Movies or cartoons? movies 997. Pillow or blanket? blanket 998. Moon or stars? moon 999. Sky or sea? sky 1000. Explode or implode? explode Top Ten MySpace Quizzes and Surveys
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