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About Me

****THIS JUST IN**** -- hey yall i literally haven't been on myspace for like 5months straight. I'll clean up the site a bit and update quite a few things. Hope all is well and I'll be replying to everyone's msgs asap!SuperSenior (5th year) @ Christopher Newport University. At least i'm a senior. Summer plans kept me workin my ass off -- Busn 323 and 410 summer courses, DJing between Northern VA and the Outer Banks (mainly on the weekends), and serving @ Red Robin (Newport News) every other free moment... aka not much of a break. www.DJontheside.com and www.Anderson-entertainment.com -- check em out. I drum on everything... Been playing percussion since '95. Even was a marchingband geek -- Battery all 4 years of high school and currently on the drumline @ CNU (Bass Section Leader, bitches). Somethin else that sparks my interest is Crew (Rowing Team). HHS('99-'02) CNU('03-'04) Pierced the tongue. Worked Reds Security for the Cincinnati Reds for my 3rd season a summer ago. We bought a house up there in Cincinnati and renovated it. My name's on two dif properties up there -- thinkin bout going into real estate once i'm done with gettin my masters for something around accounting or busn... who knows - just takin it all one day at a time.This singing bunny.... is AWESOME.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>.. width="425" height="350">.. ..>
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Joseph Ryan Brooks... try that on for size you 3-name bitches
Birthday: 1.29.84
Birthplace: Pensacola, FL
Current Location: like right now? I'm here....
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light brown?
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: what about it?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black NewBs [574]
Your Weakness: Bullets. Real sharp things. falling from some place high. electric shock. getting hit by vehicles... or bricks or some shit like that. what's the purpose of this question? Howdy I'm vulnerable!
Your Fears: spiders. losing control of a vehicle. rejection. disloyalty. losing my sense of humor.
Your Perfect Pizza: Buffalo chicken pizza from pizza hut... most amazing pizza i have ever eaten in my life - no joke
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: apply myself in school and stop slacking off
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hahahaha". . . i usually laugh in any convo...even if it's about someone's misfortune
Thoughts First Waking Up: uhhh so where'd this erection come from?
Your Best Physical Feature: my personality? hahaha ugly ppl.... so funny. I dunno my abs/"the hip lines"?
Your Bedtime: Well up to a certain point i think my junior/senior year of high school it was literally 8pm on weekdays and 10pm on weekends. no joke. no wonder i was so sheltered.
Your Most Missed Memory: chillin together with my bro's b4 ho's boys... the best friends anyone could ever ask for - i mean every single word. I do miss my old drum instructor from highschool Greg Woodward. And the christmas seasons growing up. All very nostalgic memories... That and the kiddy porn ring i was forced into at a young age.. but that's a completely different story.
Pepsi or Coke: Strap on a pair, sally. get root beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: MickeyD's all the way... unless there's wendy's.
Single or Group Dates: either or... more romantic on single dates... more crazy/outgoing in group settings... either way i'm myself.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate... unless this was a beating around the bush racist question... hah jk
Cappuccino or Coffee: Crack Cocaine... although i didn't see that listed.
Do you Smoke: The peen? no. Drugs? no. Turkey? sure.
Do you Swear: No -- don't mind the cuss words throughout this survey. Fuckin right doggie, probably too damn much
Do you Sing: if the mood strikes
Do you Shower Daily: yup.... and they're so much better with company
Have you Been in Love: Yup. Once.
Do you want to go to College: Damn right -- get yo ass edumacated ya ignant bastahds... thing is i'm already IN college... so if it's furthering my college education like towards a masters or something... then yes, my answer remains the same.
Do you want to get Married: Sure do
Do you belive in yourself: I do, but do i apply myself? . . . that's the catcher. and btw... spell check helps... what the hell is "belive"?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah like if someone else is driving, or if i'm watching someone playing a video game.... that and those cheap ass rides like tea cups at fairs and amusement parks. dammit those things make me sick
Do you think you are Attractive: My mom does... does that count? haha -- I' /
Are you a Health Freak: ahh mas o menos
Do you get along with your Parents: sure do -- i love them to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah i think they're awesome, unless i have plans that day... then no, "rain.... rain.... fuckin leave...." i don't remember how that nursery rhyme went.
Do you play an Instrument: shit yes -- Percussion -- Drummin for life
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: I have NEVER smoked a single thing in my life... not too many ppl can say that.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope... clean as a whistle... that's been in someone's ass. . . but that someone cleans their ass alot so it's ya know.... clean so to speak... it's just easier to say no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uhh i went to the ruby tuesday's in patrick henry, but i haven't gone shopping in FOREVER.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no. i honestly don't think i've had oreos in months. weird
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope... unless that's slang for vagina... then no. and i'd be lying. ah HAH!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: uhh yeah for d-line practice indoors -- that and backstage with the crew from Blast!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, still goin strong
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: if someone's heart counts then yes... of course they died right after.
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: haha yeah... but then i deliver
Ever been Beaten up: apparently when i was little some dude a few years older than me whooped up on me...yeah i really stood a chance. i basically just let him push me around until he was done. but who are we kidding, that kid probably is somebody's girlfriend in prison somewhere
Ever Shoplifted: yup when i was real little, but my parents noticed i made it out of that store in st. augustine, fl with a couple of toy cars that i didn't go in there with. sure enough, my dad made me go back in, confess what i did and return the toys. that's when i first understood what embarrassment and regret were like. i never stole again.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, old age, getting laid, something instantaneous/painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wealthy, a CPA, maybe be successful with Real Estate, an awesome dad, happy...
What country would you most like to Visit: I've never been out of the US. maybe ireland/scotland, australia/new zealand, italy, spain...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green -- Hannah's eye's are gorgeous
Favourite Hair Color: Was Brunettes for quite a while -- but i'm enjoyin this blonde thing ;)
Short or Long Hair: Long on her head... and that's all she should have. That's right, take care of it ladies--ALL of it. Hygiene is a factor here.
Height: 5'8" or shorter..... preferably shorter tho...
Weight: a chick's weight? hahaha... ugh its just too easy. i'll let this one slide. -- between 100 & 130ish i guess? i hate skinny ass chicks who think they're so hot. fuck that, eat a porkchop & some cornbread... get some meat on ya dammit. i'm not tryin to break ur tiny ass
Best Clothing Style: Tasteful? -- somethin casual. but i love them skirts & boy shorts tho... yeaaaaaahhh
Number of Drugs I have taken: for what? can't we focus on something better than drugs? there's been like 3 other ?s like this. I've got asthma and occasionally will use my inhaler, but nothing illegal.
Number of CDs I own: 40gig iPod... up to 10000 songs at the tip of my finger. cd's? hah right.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not that i'm one of those normal ppl that actually count things i regret doing. I usually learn from my mistakes from the past... so why regret the learning experiences?...
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My Interests

Drums (D-Line & everything that comes with it ah HAH haha!!), Music, Shootin Pool--BRO'S B4 HO'S Style, Crew(Rowing), Snowboardin, Pants Partyin, Campus hoppin, Road Trips, The Beach, Chillin, Laughin, Freestyle Walkin, Being completely inappropriate, Havin a good time...

I'd like to meet:

Whoever I haven't...And maybe the guy that made this song.... the worst/hilarious song ever ---> Sandman -- Ass Like Da Taj Mahal Mp3 Mp3 Downloads | Music Codes | Mp3 Players

Music:

Literally EVERYthing, except for that Pop Country crap

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Anchorman, Beerfest, Accepted, Taladega Nights, Waiting..., Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Super Troopers, Old School, Dodgeball, Harold and Kumar, Road Trip, EuroTrip, Not Another Teen Movie, Zoolander, Bad Boys II, Office Space, Liar Liar, Will Ferrall Movies, Vince Vaughn Movies, Adam Sandler Movies, Napoleon Dynamite, Scary Movie (1-3), The Davinci Code, Black Hawk Down, Resident Evil (1, 2), The Matrix(s), Shawshank Redemption, Austin Powers 3, Pulp Fiction, Monte Python(s), Family Guy Seasons, Chappelle Show Seasons, Robin Williams Live on Broadway, Star Wars (yeah i'm a nerd... here's a spoon), anything hilarious

Television:

FAMILY GUY, Colbert Report, Chappelle Show, adult swim (not that japanimation crap), Conan O'Brien... anything that'll make me laugh

Books:

I barely even read the books I pay for in college.

Heroes:

My dad is my role model. Honestly I've looked up to him my entire life, and I appreciate all that he has done for our family. (I had a DrumInstructor that I looked up to sooo much in HS... he was the closest thing I had to a brother. RIP Greg Phillip Woodward....I miss u man)

My Blog

Outta Town Chief

Yo sorry to all who've sent me messages and comments and requested friendships and such! I'm up in The Nati (Cincinnati,  OH) for a lil bit -- i'll be comin back after christmas. Then come januar...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:22:00 PST

BRACELESS BITCHES!!!

MY BRACES ARE NO LONGER!!! thank god... now i dont have to be too embarrassed when i walk into a party and have to introduce myself as the 20 yr old who looks 12. So now i walk into parties smiling in...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SNOWSHOE = THE SHIT

Just got back from snowshoe mtn resort... and i'm telling u i was pissed cuz i had to leave. i just got linked turns pretty damn smoothly and workin on a couple small jumps, AD + BC spins, switch 180s...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snowshoe Mtn Resort...ROUND 2

Jan 4th-9th the rents got another cabin/timeshare deal up in WVA Snowshoe... Snowboarding on the Top of the World... I can't f*n wait -- whoever's gonna b in the area around then, drop me a line... ma...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Linkin Park Tour

Road Trip anyone? To where? Columbus, Ohio???? Say what?? Damn skraight ppl ~ just for the hell of it, this past w/e an ol' friend of mine from JMU and I bought 2 tickets and drove 1200 miles (for...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snowshoe Mtn Resort...

Just got back from snowboardin for 3 straight days up at snowshoe... it was fuckin amazing!!! had one of the best times with the fam in years!! ever rode a snowmobile up the face of a mtn then right b...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy HOlidays

So i spent a week in ThA NaTi (Cincinnati, OH) for xmas... didn't get to see someone that i really hoped to, and my g-ma's puppy died. talk about ur all-timers!! but hey, it was good to see the ENTIRE...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This summer

I'll be 800 miles away from home once again this summer. I'm moving up to Cincinnati, OH to work for the Cincinnati Reds one mo' 'gin. Bustin my ass off to make as much cash, if not more, as i did la...
Posted by [R][Y][A][N] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST