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I am a simple man who enjoys drinking large amounts of alcohol - shots of Jameson always makes me smile; and very loud punk rock music perferably ones that tend to offend people. My son also likes to offend people as often as possible. He is everything I ever wanted in a child. I think my sister also likes to offend people, especially if they are stupid and missing teeth. I dig going to punkrock shows and nothing brings me more enjoyment than punching someone's lights out in the middle of the pit. Such simple things bring me so much pleasure. I like animals especially when I get to shoot them and leave them there suffering an agonying death for no apparent reason in the middle of the desert in either the freezing cold of the winter or the scalding heat of the summer. I like pizza but I especially enjoy very hot pizza being slapped in someone's face. I like beef actually if it breathed once and had to die for me to eat it - I like it even more. As I said, I am a simple man.