Seventy Times 7 |
Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair, or someone breaking your heart. For twelve years I've held it all together but a night like this is begging t...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:23:00 GMT |
Cleanser |
I can barely move I can barely see where we're going now The road is washed out from the river that flooded just north of town We stick stick stick stick to the plan we laid out But we know the say...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:13:00 GMT |
Me |
My name is Vanessa.Respect is key in life.Making people laugh is my speciality.I put 100% effort and 100% heart into everything I do.I hate it when I'm lazy.I've been screwed over too many times.All ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:47:00 GMT |
My life is complete. |
Dear Myspace,I am a fucking Pokémon master.Love, Vanessa.p.s. You're jealous.p.p.s. I rule.p.p.p.s. so i herd u like mudkips
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:41:00 GMT |
The Many Uses of Windex! |
Matt and I are going to make a book on the miracle product, WINDEX =DFeel free to add to the list, the more the merrier!Here is what we have so far:- Mouth wash- Pizza toppings- Turtle cleanser- Shoe ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 16:32:00 GMT |
Adam and Eve: Intarweb chatroom style |
* Jehova has joined #EdenJehova: Now, let's make that man.* Jehova models some dust and clay* Jehova breaths in the nostrilsJehova: That should do the trick* Adam has joined #EdenAdam> w00tJehova> qui...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 15:06:00 GMT |
Things to do before I die |
Things to do before I die:1. Go bungee jumping2. Milk a cow3. Find the purple Hephalump4. Kiss Napoleon Dynamite - COMPLETE (I kissed a picture of him on my computer :D)5. Hang with Rorypoo6. Go ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:00:00 GMT |
68 Fun things to do at Walmart |
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3.Set all the alarm clocks t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 14:40:00 GMT |
