Rita

I LOVE HUMOUR!!Tips for the ladies in year 2008Â1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.Â2. If the shoe fits - buy on e in every colour.Â3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.Â4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!Â5. Go on the 30 day diet.  (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).Â6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.Â7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.Â8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's o k.  They know me here..Â9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.Â10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.Â11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.Â12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boy! friend!***************************************************** *********************************************http://beatles. ncf.ca/cavern.html