Em to the E to the El - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am in love all over again! I mean, just look at this guy!
A well-formed figure is sexy; a well-formed sentence is sexier.
Iâ€™m here for mental stimulation only. Keep your parts to yourself.

I like people I already know. If I don't know you, it's likely that I won't add you. Also, please don't cry if you aren't in my top friends. I don't really like those people anyway. ;)
I like coffee and spontaneity. I love a good debate. I love a good challenge. I love to laugh. I'm a self diagnosed goober. I love people with powerful vocabularies. --Nothing does it for me more than big words. Nothing.--
You should watch this because you need it.

My Interests

Art. Any form. Want to have a great time? How about a bottle of red, and a can of red, a canvas made red...Also, if you can sew you are likely new new hero for the day.

I'd like to meet:

Did you ever see a dream walking?
Well, I did.
Did you ever hear a dream talking?
Well, I did.
Did you have a dream thrill you
With "Will you be mine?"
Oh, it's so grand, and it's too, too divine!

Did you ever see a dream dancing?
Well, I did.
Did a ever see a dream romancing?
Well, I did!
Did you see heaven right in your arms,
Saying, "I love you, I do!"
Well, the dream that was walking,
And the dream that was talking,
The heaven in my arms was you.

Music:

Portishead, TKK, Spinanes, Cardigans, Poe
Cardigans never make it more than 3 discs of separation.
Gran Turismo is quite possibly the best album ever produced. This is only questioned by Poe's Haunted. They take turns as my #1, and oddly, they never complain about my polyamory. I love them both as equals.

Movies:

City of Lost Children, Return to Oz, Six String Samurai, the Secretary, and all things off slightly.

Television:

The Office (BBC Version ONLY), Six Feet Under, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Nip/Tuck...still no tv. I'm not crying about that.

Books:

Currently: Rant

Heroes:

Nick Danger

My Blog

Sausage Fest

No really... May I introduce to you Jesus Christ's Sausage Fest: http://www.ckparish.org/Content/196.htm...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:25:00 PST

Gettin Political...

I'm really offended by Sarah Palin. Palin thinks that having 5 children and running the country is just super. My opinion is that it's completely irresponsible. Frankly, it...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:40:00 PST

Where did my teeth go?

I had the most horrible dream last night. For some reason, my front teeth had rotted to little stubs and were nice n' brown. My dentist had said it was due to my retainer and that th...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:37:00 PST

That building has got to go!

I'm selling the Sprague building. So, if you know anyone that is looking, she's awfully pretty. Downright sexy I'd say. $450,000 - all in small bills please (I'd be willing to n...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:42:00 PST

Muther FUCKERS!

Seriously. Was that necessary Spokane? Did you need to come and tow my ambulance from in front of my house? Did you? Do I not pay enough to you in taxes as it is? Yes, I...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:12:00 PST

Please insert inspiration here...

I have decided I need to start shooting more again. I need to see color. I need models that are in for a long project. I'm going to be revamping a lot these days. This has been an al...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:00:00 PST

Muther o’ muther...

My mom told me tonight I don't blog enough. *Isn't that creepy?* Oh yeah, Derek! She also said YOU don't blog enough either. You have not been funny in several months. Be funny...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:40:00 PST

Now who is going to claim this?

Register / Jasmine says: *heavy breathing* Register / Jasmine says: yeah baby you know i like it when you open up your pccharge nice and slow Sales/Fantasia says: lo Register / Jasmine says: and settl...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:47:00 PST

Match DOT Com

Confession. I am a personal ad junkie. The personals are the first place I head when I pick up an Inlander or a Stranger. They are also the first place on craigslist that gets hit, though ...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

I am reborn... born again? No, just reborn. Or perhaps reborted.

My camera came home from the hospital yesterday, as did my sidecar. I have a new HUGE hair workshop. I am inspired. I am perpetually disorganized (comes with inspiration, I'm afraid)...
Posted by Em to the E to the El on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:50:00 PST