Whores are girls? |
Tonight I go into the gym right (yea I'm on the steroids!) and immediately I see this chick I talked with briefly a couple of times before. She catches my eye cause she's wearing spandex camel toe ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:32:00 GMT |
Stalked by an Indian |
A
woman once asked me if I was a vagina connoisseur. I replied simply
"why yes I do like to dabble in different vaginas". I'm all for trying
out different flavors and styles of women so not that ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:32:00 GMT |
Antique Road Hoes |
So the other day I went to the most massive antique shop I have ever seen before. It was an old ladies wet dream. The kind of place that would make an antique road show participants' head explode. A...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:46:00 GMT |
Smoking a Spanky |
Performance 2 in Nashville 09/09/08 So I pull up at this place called Spanky's Sports Bar & Grill expecting to encounter a place that looks like it would be called Spanky's Sports Bar &am...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:39:00 GMT |
Badger Toilets |
First performance in Nashville 09/03/08So my first performance ever in Nashville is one day after I arrive in the city. I don't know what to expect. The show is next to Vanderbilt University at a pla...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:28:00 GMT |
Driving a Shark Fetus |
Disclaimer: So&I've decided to write an online diary chronicling my adventures in stand up Comedy and "regular life" too. Be aware that the act of writing a crappy diary online does not guarantee any...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:34:00 GMT |
