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About Me

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joe
Do people actually read these things... Well if you're bored enough to be interested, i suppose theres no harm in describing myself.
I'am a simple individual, but im always attracted to complicated situations. I like classic movies, i'm a hopeless romantic, i like meeting SUPERHEROES, i like getting autographs from superheroes (DAMN YOU SUPERMAN FOR TAKING MY PEN!!), i dont like darthvader because he's evil, i like cows 'cause they're so cool, i like fried chicken, i dont like fried pork, i dont like it when people say they're cool but they're not, i like it when people suddenly jump of cliffs and pretend to be superman because superman is really gay because he took my pen, i dont like cockeyed people 'cause they could see your every move and its very hard to surprise them, i like tempura shrimp, i dont like PANDAS because they always have this hidden agenda of biting your head off, i dont like black jelly beans 'cause they taste weird, i like halloween because its the only time when you can dress up like a complete idiot and everyone would like you....
Q: How do you catch a polar bear?
A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
I'm quite possibly the weirdest person you'll ever meet, i'll bet you $249.19 that i'am...
FYI, i dont have a kid.....STUPID MARVIN POSTED THAT SHIT!!!! I'll get you, YOU BASTARD!!!!

My Interests

Linux and the binary code.....OpenSLP, Big Blue, OpenSolaris, NetBSD, and a girl named "------"

I'd like to meet:

A giant slug named BOB!!!! and these two swell guys!!

Music:

Indie, R&B, Alternative, Hip Hop, ambient, Jazz, Yokel Folk Music, banjo, Bluee Grass and anything that sounds good (includes classical) *I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys featuring Dan Tyminski*

Movies:

Untamed Heart, Only You, Serendipity, Sweet November, Joe Dirt, Meet Joe Black, Takedown, Primer, Memento

Books:

The Picture of Dorian Gray, Tuesdays with Morrie, Conversations with the Moon, Pig Bodine

Heroes:

Vint Cerf and Molecular Man!!!!

My Blog

Trapped in the past...

I find myself living, in the past holdingOn to a love that didn't last always.Dreaming of you and the time's we sharedBut now you were, here to show me, you cared and deep down I know that maybe I sho...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

Halloween costume...

I was thinking of dressing up as a PURPLE GORILLA with a BROKEN LEG! What do you think?! Plausible?!
Posted by Joe on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:53:00 PST

Life........

Strange how life seems to be...... 3 days ago, my grandmother passed away.... i didn't know how to react, its only been 7 months since my grandpa passed, never realized how life can be so unexpected. ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

My birthday...........

*sigh**currently listening to*Drop N Harmony - Lift up your handsLife, isn't all that bad my friendIf you believe in your selfIf you believe in some oneWho'll walk through life with youYou'll never be...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:01:00 PST

Was i worth it..............

They say a good man is worth being loved. But then why do people all the time fall for wrong men and women? Moral qualities of a person of cause mean a lot but when we love one we usually cant define ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:13:00 PST

Falling in L0VE.......

Some say that we are born to love and that love is the meaning and the aim of our lives. Many people believe that its a divine magical power that connects two loving hearts. For ages people have been ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:59:00 PST

Wouldn't you like this to happen to you.....

Girl: I'm always here for you Boy: I know Girl: What's wrong? Boy: I like her so much Girl: Talk to her Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing. Boy: I just want...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

waiting for someone....

Of all the chaos that has engulfed my train of thought, you have been my focus, my calming sense of being. Sometimes, you can read my mind and you tell me exactly what I want to hear. Then there are t...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

Love?

The openhearted and openminded people are the strong ones.... They have the most power because they give instead of take.... They give and gain while the takers lose........
Posted by Joe on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:50:00 PST

Curious George and the Ebola Virus

One day the man in the big yellow hat took Curious George to the virus lab in the park. Curious George was fascinated by all the big glowing things, and the curious tubes filled with strange smelling ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:33:00 PST