I hail form the Great White North. I have an ant farm. I know every ant by nae. Irving is my favorite one.
I like to put rum in just about everything because it makes my process of turning into a pirate smoother and faster.
My favorite color is turquoise and if I had the chance to punch anybody in the face it would probably be Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'd want to know what death-by-handle-bar-moustache would feel like.
Enjoy my very boring and horribly bare profile.
