facebook is better |
there, i said it.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:43:00 GMT |
adventures in human morphology (no. 2) |
for the record, i actually feel kinda bad for accidentally squirting miscellaneous human cadaver juice on my TA's face with a turkey baster. for most people, that's just not a good Thursday.
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:26:00 GMT |
adventures in human morphology (no. 1) |
i looked at monkey colon today. i just thought you should know that.
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:46:00 GMT |
steal some salt packets for me |
i've been suffering from exercise induced muscle cramps for over 2 weeks now. they always occur in my quadriceps and they're pissing me off. it's been absolutely excruciating. i'm sure it's at least p...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:03:00 GMT |
my index finger smells funny |
my index finger smells funny. it's as if i shoved it up my own asshole, twirled it around and now has traces of invisible fecal matter all over it. hmm. i seriously wonder why my finger smells like sh...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:29:00 GMT |
t-shirt |
i think someone should make a t-shirt that says, "I'll mess with Texas if I fucking feel like it."
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:29:00 GMT |
who can turn the world on with a smile? |
who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:08:00 GMT |
hot dogs hold a special place in my heart |
coolest art film ever (hehehehehe). i like the girl's monotonous voice. it reminds me of... well, it reminds me of me.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:25:00 GMT |
Safari browsing |
so i finally made the switch from Camino to Safari. i have known that Safari is technically supposed to be superior to all other web browsers but there was ONE thing that always kept me from switching...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:28:00 GMT |
the irony was exquisite (part 1) |
i'm going to start a series of blogs that conclude by using the phrase, "the irony was exquisite." ready? let's begin....yesterday, when i was trying to become a primal beast and get in touch with my ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:40:00 GMT |
