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Ian

i take thees and tossa yo salad- yan (chinese chef)

About Me

hey, i'm ian aka brucey aka penguin aka the assassin. lol shit i have a lot of nicknames. Mainstream Radio is the greatest band to have ever been formed because i'm in it. i've been playing guitar for roughly 3-4 years and i can sing alright. after school i'd like to open up a recording studio with my dad, who i am also in another band with, The Stray Gators (not on myspace yet). but yeah thats about it. have a lovely day =)S.N.= SPESHLbrucey421
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: green
Hair Color:: blond
Height:: 5'7"
Favorite Color:: lime green
Screen Name:: y would i put that on here?
Favorite Band:: the expendables
Favorite Movie:: prolly 300
Favorite Show:: house
Your Car:: 93 s-10 TRUUUUUCKKK
Your Hometown:: bloomsburg
Your Present Town:: bloomsburg
Your Crushes First Name:: ali
Your Grade:: 12
Your Style:: awesome
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yea
Kissed someone in the rain?: it was raining outside
Danced in a public place?: for the misfits!
Smiled for no reason?: always
Laughed so hard you cried?: everyday at lunch
Peed your pants after age 8?: that one time doesn't count
Written a song?: still workin at a few
Sang to someone for no reason?: whoever is in my car
Performed on a stage?: yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: thats how you meet people
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: to an extent i suppose
Made out in a theatre?: yea
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: hahahahahaha yes
Been in love?: i dont think so
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: dave
Tell you, I love you?: my mom
Kiss you?: ali
Hug you?: ali
Tell you BYE?: nana
Write you a note?: elliot
Take your photo?: hailey
Call your cell phone?: ali
Buy you something?: ali
Go with you to the movies?: dan and hailey
Sing to you?: lol brandon
Write a poem about you?: maggie
Text message you?: brandon
Touch you?: elliot
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: talking about that weird guy with no top lip
Time you cried?: i don't cry
Movie you watched?: evil bong
Joke you told?: prolly a racist one
Song you've sang?: driftaway
Time you've looked at the clock?: 4:20
Drink you've had?: rootbeer
Number you've dialed?: home
Book you've read?: hp6
Food you've eaten?: pizza
Flavor of gum chewed?: minty
Shoes you've worn?: my beater kicks, they're really comfy
Store you've been in?: giant
Thing you've said?: that guy has no top lip!
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: hells no
Whistle?: kinda
Blow a bubble?: yeah
Roll your tounge in a circle?: 2 ways
Cross your eyes?: yea
Touch your tounge to your nose?: yes
Dance?: like any white man can
Gleek?: no
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yes!
Speak a different language?: no
Impersonate someone?: yes
Prank call people?: i'm the master
Make a card pyramid?: i can't say i've ever tried
Cook anything?: i suppose i'm an ok cook
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: dog, i'd be everyone's bitch!
I wish ...: i had my truck paid off
So many people don't know that ...: i have 37 toes on my left foot
I am ...: an inter-galactic space pirate, hellbent on destroying earth
My heart is ...: not shaped like the ones on the card you get for valentine's day
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You Are 48% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You're 85% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lad.
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?

My Interests


girls, guitar, music, poop, skeeball, driving, football, air hockey, retarded people, asking for chili with no fingers at wendys, i keep it real!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone cool enough to match the greatness of he that is hunter s. thompson

Music:

ian --
[noun]:

VERY white man that is unable to tan

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comDropkick Murphys, The Frogs, The Sex Pistols, System of a Down, Soil, The Rezillos, The Smut Pedlers, The Casualties, Stiff Little Fingers, Sublime, Streetlight Manifesto, Riddlin Kids, Pink Floyd, Peaches, The Doors, The Greatful Dead, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Bob Dillon, Jimmy Buffet, Tenacious D, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Garbage, Mastadon, Slayer, The Transplants, Against All Authority, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, The Offspring, The Ramones, The Arcade Fire, The Aquabats, Animal Collective, Three Inches of Blood, The Dead Kennedys, The Real McKenzies, The Pogues, AC/DC, Aerosmith, The B-52s, The Datsuns, BB King, Curtis Mayfield, Johnny Cash, Tenacious D, Ween, Children of Bodom, The Misfits (Dez and Jerry Only signed my guitar), Turbonegro, Operation Ivy, Tilly and The Wall, Rancid, Iron Maiden, Suicide Machines, No Regrets, Vile Richard, The Decembrists, The Cramps, Sum 41, Alman Brothers, Avenged Sevenfold, Social Distortion, Ima Robot, Sahara Hotnights, Queens of the Stone Age, The Amazing Skazmonauts, Ben Folds Five, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Johnny Rebel, Stephen Lynch, Gorilla Biscuits, The Angry Barbers, Queen, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, The Circle Jerks, Death From Above, The Darkness, Skindred, Killing Chapel, Deemed Useless, Arcus and the Brothers, The Phil Mathews Band, The Maples, Panacea, As Each Day Dies, and uhhh other stuff too (sometimes even rap).
You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career. What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Super Troopers, Jackass, Anchorman, The Exorcist (all of them), The 40 Year Old Virgin, Monty Pythons and Holy Grail, Reefer Madness, Grease, "Tarzan" (wink wink), and basically anything rediculously stupid yet at the same time absolutly hilarious and random. I have been known to enjoy a good musical, too...

Television:

Mind of Mencia, The Chappele Show, Southpark, Reno 911, The Simpsons, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, standup comedy, Adult Swim, Spongebob, perty much anything that makes me chuckle. Mostly retarded yet funny stuff (assbergers).
Your Fortune Is
If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Books:

The Bible, Cell, Christine, Inside a 57 Buick, The Testament, The Harry Potter Series, pretty much anything by Stephen King or John Grisham. No biographys or auto-biographys though, i don't like to read about someone elses life, especially when i already have one.

Heroes:

daron malakian, angus young, bb king, policemen, eric clapton, and wal-mart employees (for putting up with Brucey =]!)

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