M!LK [kissed jimmy urine... twice!]

this is m!lk.
she is not perfect.
she will not impress you. she will not try.
she was nerdy before it was cool, weird before it was accepted, and vegan before anybody cared.
so basically: i come from canada. i draw too much, read too many books, and get a lot of paint on my clothes. i like dancing with fat chicks and kissing boys who don't care if i hate them. i think babies are gross and i'm scared of uglies. my hair has been every color of the rainbow and i continue to chemically beat it into submission. my dreams are cooler than yours. i will beat you at ddr. i can make fun of your music and your face at the same time. i probably think you're pathetic, obnoxious, or both.
most people hate me and i don't blame them.
if you think you're smart, don't talk to me. you're probably an idiot.
my loves: jimmy urine. kittens. ponies. seahorses. douchebags. hikes. forests. autumn. hair dye. video games. spongebob. vegan cupcakes. foamy the squirrel. cute nerds. pillows. the intarwebs. wendell. nerdery. money. unicorns. dreaming. toronto. gothic cathedrals. raves. bodmods. whole foods. sf. making crappy art.
or, as theresa puts it: "video games, veloceraptors, and long walks on the beach."
my loathes: peta. vegginazis. animal cruelty. meat. drug "culture." passionless, futureless fucktards. spiders. chatspeak. ignorance. homophobia. meaningless high school melodrama. high school in general. juggalos. ICP. desperate preteen skankers. general incompetence. dumb shits who possess no knowledge of grammar. anyone who calls themself a "deep thinker." mall goths. stoners. immaturity. cliques. frat boys. dishonesty. feeble attempts to impress people. "intellectual" assholes set on informing the world of its stupidity. anyone who thinks they will ever be famous. scene kids. self-proclaimed "indie kids" or "artists." any member of a scene, really.
by the way... i have no depth perception. go ahead, laugh.