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I'm a Bird...Got any seed?

godofthunder1

About Me

.. MySpace Profile Editor Hi, my name is Jason and I hate Guacamole. Its nothing personal with Guacamole I'm just not all that fond of it in general. It seems that Guacamole tries to sneak into all the wrong foods. I mean tortilla chips and salsa is fine because salsa is a nice spicy food, but then to mix that with Guacamole which a mainly fruit-based condiment is madness just utter blithering madness! Sorry I got a little carried away for a second there. It's not that I've had Guacamole once and decided that i don't like it, I've actually tried to like it. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to love Guacamole but it's just not in me. If anybody who reads this is related to Guacamole in any way or if they are offended by my slanderous speech and wish to reach my lawyers they can contact me on Myspace or reach my lawyers at 1-800-GUACAMOLE-SUCKS.(Just in case you were wondering they hate Guacamole too so have fun trying to get them to bring this before the Supreme Court)

My Interests

Gerbils and Hamsters can't have babies, but they both like lettuce
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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I'd like to meet:

Neil Cicierega maker of harry potter puppet pals. find him at www.potterpuppetpals.com

Harry Potter Puppet Pals Rock


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Music:

Classic Rock, Ska, anything really but rap, R&B, or easy listening.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Click here to get Falling Objects .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: God
Birthday: Before the beginning of time
Birthplace: The back of a greyhound bus
Current Location: In you closet on a laptop
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 12" give or take an inch
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Lakais
Your Weakness: Thrift shops and eccentric clothes
Your Fears: Algebra
Your Perfect Pizza: Scorentino's Deep Dish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finishing this long ass survey...and i guess if your reading this i suceeded. YAY IM A WINNER!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Stop saying "lol" YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is this girl and why is she not making me breakfast
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever she falls off
Your Most Missed Memory: That time before i got amnesia
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi becuase Coke gets white powder all over my clothes
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single. Group sex though
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple bitch. oh yeah you werent expecting that because it wasnt a choice
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like my ice cream like i like my women...wait that doesnt make any sense there are no chocolate of vanilla flavored women
Cappuccino or Coffee: Now heres a spot where the i like my women thing would fit nicely, too bad i already used it on that stupid ice cream question
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Cursing's for stupid fucking people with no fucking vocabulary
Do you Sing: Only if theres a gun to my head
Do you Shower Daily: If by daily you mean once a week then yes
Have you Been in Love: Sure why not
Do you want to go to College: Eventually
Do you want to get Married: Only to my job
Do you belive in yourself: Well I can see me cant I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: I would so do me
Are you a Health Freak: Nopejust a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Until i have an independent thought
Do you like Thunderstorms: Well I am the god of them so i kinda have to
Do you play an Instrument: Nose whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes well no i dont remember
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah and i almost threw up
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Probably but who can keep track
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only your heart
Ever been Drunk: no getting drunk is for the non-irish
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah but you should see the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: Arent they really heavy?
How do you want to Die: by dying (what kind of a question is that?)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Your new daddy
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Less than 300
Best Clothing Style: Normal
Number of Drugs I have taken: Me or the girl?
Number of CDs I own: Who cares isnt this about the girl?
Number of Piercings: I dont have any but what about the girl?
Number of Tattoos: OK this is just stupid
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Taking this damn survey
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What I Read-
Mercedes Lackey: Take a Thief, Heralds of Valdemar Series, The Firebird
Robert Ludlum: The Bourne Identity, The Mantarese Circle, The Aquitaine Progression
J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series
Tom Clancy: Rainbow Six, Teeth of the Tiger
Eoin Colfer: Artemis Fowl Series