Evil Otto

I tend to be selfish, arrogant, and insensitive. The combination of which tends to make me quite endearing to the general population. I find that my stupid sense of humor and lack of concern for other people's feelings really hit home with those I meet. My natural charm is solidly rootied in my ability to have absolutely no empathy for those around me.In the next section I will write more about myself, but will likely put a lot of insignificant details. This is not for your benefit, but because I am bored right now and this seems strangely appealing to me.I am 5'9" though I like to say I am 5'8" because it pisses off any guys around me. Dudes love to argue about height. I am currently 201 lbs. I like to stay in shape and eat healthy. I smoke when I drink which is more often than I like especially since I am big into fitness. Speaking of which; for those unfamiliar with proper gym courtesy unless you are unbelievably hot (and female) do not interrupt my workout if you see me at the gym (I work out at the newly renovated Wilson Branch Family Y, it rocks). I have a dog named rat (yes, with a small "r." he doesn't deserve a capital letter). He is neurotic and antisocial. He hates absolutely everyone but me. I don't like him but I keep him around because he increases my self-worth. I am in school right now and am growing bored of it fast. I suppose I will have to find something new to do. I am glad to say that I have rid myself of almost all ambitions. I am bored with this now so I will continue later.