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AMBER HOEBAG.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


i have social anxiety disorder.
i'm a professional makeup artist.
i'm mentioned on pamela andersons official website ( HERE!!! )
i laugh at absolutely EVERYTHING.
i tend to make every situation as awkward as it can be.
i'm obsessed with celebrities and expensive things.
i have an extremely irrational fear of bugs.
i'm VERY hard of hearing! you must know this!
i also like accents.

My Interests

music.
DAVE JANES
MEAGHANN ANDREA
makeup.
body modification.
animals.
vegetarian.
celebrities.
vanity.
SNES.
Raid. (and other bug killing sprays.)
nachos.

I'd like to meet:



also, a weird skinny boy with tight pants and nice hair. is that so hard to ask for!! apparently so!

and somebody honest. that's hard to find these days..

and maybe a unicorn.

Music:

!!!.
a/v.
ADULT.
an albatross.
animal collective.
the arcade fire.
architecture in helsinki.
at the drive-in.
black eyes.
bloc party.
blonde redhead.
the blood brothers.
the blow.
brand new.
broken social scene.
camera obscura.
cancer bats.
chara.
chicks on speed.
circle takes the square.
comeback kid.
console.
controller.controller.
crystal castles.
css.
cursive.
darkest hour.
death from above 1979.
deerhoof.
the dillinger escape plan.
the dresden dolls.
ex models.
the faint.
the fall of troy.
final fantasy.
for pluto.
frou frou.
gravy train!!!!.
hilary duff.
hot cross.
islands.
jeffree star.
the knife
lady sovereign.
ladytron.
le tigre.
lil chris.
love like... electrocution.
malajube.
the mars volta.
melt banana.
memories of phoenix.
metric.
mika.
mstrkrft.
namaste(rip)
north of america.
of montreal.
the organ.
out hud.
plot to blow up the eiffel tower.
protest the hero.
q and not u.
ratatat.
robots in disguise.
rosesdead.
sharp like knives.(rip)
the shins.
shiny toy guns.
something about vampires and sluts.
the sounds.
ssion.
stars.
ten second epic.
test icicles.
thunderbirds are now!
tokyo police club.
the unicorns.
volcano, i'm still excited!
we are wolves.
windom earle.
wolf parade.
xiu xiu.
yeah yeah yeahs.
you say party! we say die!

Movies:

party monster.
donnie darko.
harry potter.
gingersnaps.
thirteen.
elephant.
garden state.
the machinist.
saved.
ferris buellers day off.
detroit rock city.
edward scissorhands.
the secret of NIMH.
the last unicorn.

Television:

gilmore girls.
america's next top model.
my family.
the l-word.
the wedge.
boy meets world.
what i like about you.
TLC shows!
COOKING SHOWS.
i couldn't live without the family channel.

Books:

HARRY POTTER SERIES.

Heroes:

hilary duff.
chris hardman.
KATIE NAKASKA.
alexis bledel.
edward furlong.
jeffree star.
katie sketch.
daniel radliffe.

My Blog

ROOMMATE(s)?

So, my mother has decided to start charging me $200 to live in this shithole each month. SO, I need to move out.I SWEAR I'M OKAY TO LIVE WITH, I'M A HERMIT, I WON'T BOTHER YOU.But yeah, I'd like to li...
Posted by AMBER HOEBAG. on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

Makeup Photoshoot

*PLEASE NOTE:  My scanner sucks and the color showed up really bad and dark!!!!! They look sooo much better and brighter than this. :(Makeup photoshoot for my final project in class...i got 100% ...
Posted by AMBER HOEBAG. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST