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jammer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

rest in peace mom-10/27/96.....

Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem? Jake Hoyt: That's messed up. That wasn't funny. Dlonzo Harris: Then why are you cackling like a jackal? Jake Hoyt: I dunno. Roger: Figure that joke out and you'll figure the streets out.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

three six mafia..dipset..project pat..lil scrappy..bohagon..lil wayne..andre nickatina...all day ere day

My Blog

florida

chillin down here in florida has got me thinking, what the hell am i doing down here in the dirty dirty. aint shit...motha fuckers crazy down here. you got motha fucken niggas stabbibn and b...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:22:00 GMT

dane cook

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me as a kid, used to actually totally give me night-mares, remeber those kool-aid comercials? where that, no that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashi...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 07:59:00 GMT