Cool Ethan is a way of life, as well as an ancient style of origami that was invented way longer ago than present-day origami and was also way cooler and stuff. There are only thirty-seven Cool Ethans on Earth, which leads many scientist to believe than Cool Ethan is extinct! But it is not! Because there are 37 like I just told you and scientists are stupid and they can't read well. If Cool Ethan was an ice cream flavor it would be popcycle flavor. Cool Ethan only has one cousin and it makes out together but they are second cousins so it's okay. But even if they were first cousins, it lives in a trailer park so then it would be okay in those events if previously stated were true. Ever dream about life being made entire of clay? That is the essence of Cool Ethan. Not dreaming, idiot, clay. I mean life. Life is such a broad term though, so, let's just go with clay. Cool Ethan is an origami style of clay ice cream that is not extinct and kisses its own cousin. Motherfucker.
Originally established in 305 B.C., Cool Ethan is a femur bone from an unidentified Dinosaur leg. Unable to lather the meat from the bone with hot sauce, God refused to eat the leg and thus it survived all the way up to present day. Cool Ethan is currently living in an igloo full of steamed rice and used Trapper Keeper note books from the 80's. Cool Ethan.
