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Alan

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About Me

H4X3D.i am mellow and laid back.
i can be extremely sarcastic.
i cant be friends with people who cant take jokes.
i like driving fast cars+bikes.
i hate it when people take themselves too seriously, chill the fuck out.
i hate being bored.
i watch/have watched alot of movies - mostly comedy.
i love to laugh.
i get sidetracked easily.
i hate people who act like they are better than others.
i play video games.
i like to consider myself a logical person (most of the time).
i listen to alot of music.
i make websites.
i like to paint/draw. it soothes me.
i enjoy meeting new people.
i drive around to ease my daily stresses and think.
i cant stand tomatoes.
i can be very cynical.
i am a geek but not a nerd (nerds are socially inept, i dont seem to have that problem).
i get cranky and stircrazy when theres nothing to do.
i find it hard to sit in one place and wait.
i hate needles and dentists freak me out.
i love to travel, ive been to some interesting places.
i love to sleep, when schedules and time permit.
i cant live without dr pepper.
i hate being alone.
i dont like arrogant people.
i have a sister, she is like a mini-more-sarcastic me but she looks better.
i am half sri lankan - half irish/american, it explains the tan and the features...
ive seen some amazing things, been to beautiful places and met some truly awesome people in my life, i wouldnt change a moment for anything in the world.

My Interests

women, creating and listening to music, watching movies, travelling, seeing new things, FOOD, chillin with friends, goin out, finding dumb stuff to do with my free time, doing dumb stuff in my free time, driving cars and bikes way too fast, anything that gives me an adrenaline rush, "arguing", messing with people, basically anything to relieve stress and boredom : P

I'd like to meet:

humans. people. homo sapiens of the heterosexual influence, but.. if youre chilled out and down to earth, im sure we'd get along.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

eclectic taste, mostly listening to underground and old school hiphop these days i.e. mf doom/dangerdoom, gza, rza, method, de la soul, eric b + rakim, wu tang clan, krs-one, ghostface, madvillain, raekwon, madlib, j dilla (RIP) etc.however, i do listen to a sickeningly wide array of music. anythin to suit the mood im in really.

Movies:

hmm. requiem for a dream, donnie darko, fear and loathing in las vegas, pulp fiction, blow, how high, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, layer cake, and oceans 11/12, scarface, lord of war, 300, smoking aces, old james bond movies, (most) horror movies..

Television:

the dave chappelle show, family guy, american dad, futurama, SNL, anythin comedy central. mostly enjoy comedy shows, but im not too picky... i take what i can get.

Books:

a million little pieces by james frey, teaches you the meaning of going through adversity only to come out a changed and better man..

Heroes:

whoever invented the spork, and the swiss army knife. too many times have those untensils gotten me out of a tight situation.. lol.