About Me
Im a modern man a man for the milenium..digital and smoke free...a diversifying multicultural post modern deconstrucitionist politically anitomically and ecologicly incorrect....ive been uplinked and downloaded, ive been inputed and out sourced, i know the up side of downsizing and i know the down side of upgrading...im a high tech low life, a cutting edge state of the art bi-coastal multi-tasker and i can give you a giga-byte in a nano-second...im new wave but im old school and my inner child is outward bound...im a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer voice activated and bio-degradeable...i interface from a database and my database is in cyberspace, so im interactive, im hyperactive, and from time to time im radioactive......behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet and pushing the envelope...im on point on task on message and off drugs, ive got no need for coke and speed, i got no urge to binge and purge, im in the moment on the edge over the top but under the radar, a high concept low profile medium range ballistic missionary a street wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder....i wear power ties, i tell power lies, i take power naps, i run victory laps im a totally on going bigfoot, slam dunk rainmaker with a pro active out reach...a raging work-a-holic a working rage-a-holic out of rehab and in denial.......ive got a personal trainner, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda...you cant shut me up, you cant dumb me down, cause im tireless and im wireless, im an alpha male on beta blockers........... im a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid back but fashion forward......up front, down home, low rent, high maintence, superzied, long lasting, high definition, fast acting oven ready and built to last.. im a hands on, foot loose, knee jerk, head case, prematurely post dramatic and i have a love a child who sends me hate mail...... but im feeling im caring, im healing im sharing...a supportive bonding nurtureing primary care-giver.....my out-put is down but my income is up, i take a short position on a long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow, i read junk mail, i eat junk food, i buy junk bonds, i watch trash sports, im gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly and lactose intolerant... i like rough love, i like tough love...i use the f-word in my email and the software on my hardrive is hardcore not soft porn...i bought a microwave in a mini store..i bought a minivan in a mega store..i eat fast food in the slow lane, im toll free bite sized ready to wear and i come in all sizes.. a fully equiped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically approved and a scientifically formulated medical miracle.. ive been pre-washed pre-cooked pre-heated pre-screened pre-approved pre-packaged post-dated freeze-dried, double wraped, vaccum packed and i have an unlimited broadband capacity.......im a rude dude but im the real deal, lean and mean, cocked locked and ready to rock, rough tough and hard to bluff, i take it slow, i go with the flow, i ride with the tide, ive got glide in my stride, drivin and movin, sailin and spinnin and jivin and groovin, whalein and winnin, i dont snooze so i dont loose, i keep the pedal to metal and the rubber on the road, i party hardy and lunch time is crunch time, im hangin in there aint no doubt....and im hangin tough over and OUT! ; ]
