Yoli

I recently ended a 4 year relationship to a guy I thought I was going to marry, so right now I have no tolerance for guys and their bullshit. These are the friend request rules for men: 1. No pic, no add. Would you have sent me a request if I didn't have a pic? Of course not, you like my tits, that's why you sent the request.2. If your profile is private, no add. How do I know you don't have fucked up shit on your page? I'm not going to add you to find out.3. If I add you and you only send messages without comments, I'll delete you. I like getting comments. If you're too lazy to spend a few minutes getting a comment, don't waste my time, go bother someone else.4. If you send me a request because you think there's a chance you'll get into my pants, before you send the request, check the weather report. Unless it says Hell is going to freeze over, don't send me a fucking request.5. If you already have a zillion women on your page, don't send a request. I'm not interested in being part of your harem.6. If you have gangsta shit on your page, don't send a request.7. If you use the "N" word on your page, don't send a request. (and get some respect for your Race while your at it.)8. If you've ever cheated on your partner, don't send a request9. If you're married, send me your wife's email address. I just want to be sure it's ok with her before I add you as a friend.10. When you send a request, type the number 25 in the little box. Why? Because if I don't see a 25, I'll know you didn't bother to read what I had to say.There are no rules for women, I'll accept all requests. If you men think I'm being a bitch with all these rules, you're wrong. This is what happens when you guys break a girls heart.