adam

I believe:That it is better to buy 2 bags of potato chips for $4, rather than 1 for $2. Wal-Mart people are a different breed of people. Passing a cop who is going 25 in a 30, is probablly the dumbest thing you could do. That the kid I work with is a retard. All girls are psycho, you just need to find one that you are compatible with. The term douche bag makes no sense. Everyone should have a pet monkey. Some people are born assholes, and some work at it their whole lives. Cubs suck. Bears suck. Employee of the month is a perfect example of when someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. That people shouldn't freak out when someone disappears, because magicians do it all the time. If you ask a girl for her number and it starts with 555, you should just give up and learn your lesson. That calling 'bitch' is better than calling 'shotgun' when you are riding in a taxi. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Fed Ex drivers are drug dealers and they don't even know it.