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Satan's Valet

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About Me

Journey - Faithfully
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im me @ My name is David.
My best friends name is Paula.
Nice to meet you. I don't really have much to say about myself. I'm short, and skinny. You probably couldn't tell by reading this, but generally I curse a lot (A LOT). Like everyone else, I have my good days and my bad days. Usual my days are right in between though. Not good but not bad either. I'm usually down to meet new people. Most people get along with me but some don't. I don't deal with the ones who don't. I guess depending on who you ask, and where I am. I'm either quiet and shy, or loud and outgoing. I love hanging out with my friends whenever I can. I guess that's all I have to say for now. If you have any questions then feel free to I.M. me. AIM S/N = idontcare072007 Yahoo S/N = idontcare072007

Well I feel lost, I feel abused I feel lonely, black and blue I feel warn out, ain't a kid no more I'm just a burned out, tired old whore ..

My Interests

yay for quotes i like

-"No, I'm not raping you." - Hannah Tatro

-"I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it." -Poe

-"Beauty of whatever kind, in its, supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears." -Poe

-"I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago." -Poe

-"Men of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal..." -Lovecraft

-"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Einstein

-"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein

-"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." -Einstein

-"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Einstein

-"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time" -Danny Vinyard, American History X

for all who appreciate good writing i give you the gift of Lovecraft .

I'd like to meet:


I've already met the best people in the world. I couldn't ask for better.

I own you

Amazing Words From Paula
This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath
No, this is how it works
You peer inside yourself
You take the things you like
And try to love the things you took
And then you take that love you made
And stick it into some
Someone else's heart
Pumping someone else's blood
And walking arm in arm
You hope it don't get harmed
But even if it does
You'll just do it all again

Music:

Classic rock: Aerosmith, Whitesnake, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, The Eagles, The Doors(OMFG HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS BAND CALLED THE DOORS!![inside joke, those who should get it, do get it]), etc., etc.

METAL:Cradle of Filth, Amon Amarth, Kataklysm, Kaustik, Grotesque, Tolerance of Pain, etc., etc.

Others that im too lazy to put into a genre: RawK, Sublime, The Beatles, Ah Ha, The Cure, etc., etc.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Family Guy Movie,
HellRaiser movies, Donnie Darko,
American History X,
Star Wars,
The Longest Yard,
K-Pax

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, That 70's Show,
Simpsons

Books:

Kerosene that one is my favorite of all time ever
totally, Harry Potter series,
Stalker, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Deception Point.

Heroes:

My Paula Elaine(The gorgeous girl on the left). She is my best friend and the best thing to happen to me in 17 years. To the potential ladies. She will always be the number one girl in my life.
♥Forever and ever Paula♥ Bestest best friend ever

My Blog

Boy do I love that Giger

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Posted by Satan's Valet on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST

one of my famous stories

i was at summerschool right, and right in the middle of class Buzz the Cheerio's Bee flew in to class. And everyone got so scared they were pointing and screaming and laughing. so he went out...
Posted by Satan's Valet on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST