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Jewbert

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me



I am a suave, middle aged, dwarf bunny. I enjoy fine things like organic greens, and mini carrots. I am looking for a pretty female bunny to spend my life with. At least that is what I am telling my Mom. I secretly like male cats, but I am just not ready to tell her that yet. Frankly, if I drink enough, I would sleep with anything. I'm kind of a player. I love to drink. I drink about a pint of water a day!

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Carrots

Today I got a full sized carrot. I didn't much enjoy it. I prefer the smalller, already peeled variety. They are just better tasting. I am at a new place. I am a little scared, but all my friends are ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 00:44:00 GMT

Carrots

I have gone three days sans carrots. That's right, I know a little bit of French. Who cares about that. I need some damn carrots! 
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:53:00 GMT

Carrots

I really dig 'em man. I can't stop thinking about them. When I hear the fridge open, I just FREAK out! They are so sweet, and crunchy...and ORANGE! Oh, Lord, please help me.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:49:00 GMT