Donkeys & Velicoraptors |
Last night I had multiple orgasms. You see my week sucked, it could have sucked worse but Godzilla didn't still my Doritos and then anally penetrate me with a delivery truck. My job is hor...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST |
The Diamond Cutter! |
With Monday never really having anything on to watch, I sat down and did something I haven't done in four maybe five years, I watched wrestling. My god what have I missed?!Apparently wrestling h...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:51:00 PST |
"I'm the Juggernaut bitch" |
Why?! Why?! WHY?!Saw X-Men 3 awhile ago, and I am still feeling the effects of the worst of the trilogy. Enter now the world of a super comic book geek.It is pretty well known that I am a retard when...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:43:00 PST |
I'm Alive Bitches, and Now I Have the Shits |
Two weeks ago roughly at this time I was spinning in a 180 degree turn, after being t-boned at 50-55 mph. No shit, the worst of it all is that it wasn't just me in the car, but Mallory as well.&...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:03:00 PST |
The Day of Reckoning is Here |
"Crack belongs on the streets and in the blacks."For lack of anything of any revelance I thought I should let folks know that I am a grumpy grandma. Could it be because I read a shitty book? Or ...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:51:00 PST |
Thank God For Billy O'Connolly |
Soon, oh so soon we will be blessed with the single greatest day on Urth. St Patty's Day, meaning nothing greater than Boondock Saints, Jameson, Guiness, Bailey's and Car Bombs.... Sweet Jesus I...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:12:00 PST |
Crosscountry Midsection |
I think I'm done. I can't come up with anything right now, and I blame Guitar Hero. Only in my posseion for roughly 36 hours now, it has completely distroyed my way of life. I have lo...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:33:00 PST |
The Creative Process is a Sweet and Simple Thing |
Why in the hell are all award shows so god damn unbearable?!?!?!?! And even more why do I still watch them planning on being entertained and even correct. Last night was the Grammys, which...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:16:00 PST |
Jesus, it's time to ride. |
"I know things are getting a little tight, it being the holidays and all but just remember someone out there is in a worse of place then you."What the hell does that mean? Seriously why would so...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:13:00 PST |
I am Posting a Blog |
I think I found maybe the most troubling thing in the world, its not war, death or pestulence, it's pooping. When I was younger I had a great fear of pooping anywhere but three places (my house,...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:17:00 PST |
