FUCK YOU DAVID BLAINE!
"They say you'll never learn to love another till you love yourself. Well brother, I'm in love with everyone I see."
-The Barenaked Ladies
"No, Matthew, I have no idea what you mean and right now that is my sole source of comfort."
-Dave Foley
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
-Morgan Freeman, 'Se7en'
"There's an old joke...um...two elderly women are at a Catskills Mountain resort and one of them says: 'Boy the food at this place is really terrible.'
The other says: 'I know. And such small portions.'
Well...that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness. And it's all over much too quickly.
The other important joke for me...is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx but I think it appears originally in Freud's 'Wit and its Relation to the Unconscious'...and it goes like this...and I'm paraphrasing: 'I would never want belong to any club that would want to have someone like me as a member.' "
-Woody Allen
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Louis is about as Jewish as my shoe...except my shoe didn't have a Bar-Mitzvah."
-Liz
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Louis: MICKEY! Would you date a big fat man?
Mickey: No. I don't want to be bothered.
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy
beg borrow or steal
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but...
the sun is eclipsed by the moon.