Clark

* Superfluous display of inconsequential facts impresses me.* I wear my wallet in my left back pocket, and my heart on my sleeve.* I am the object of my own desire... and pleasure my sexual preference.* I prefer being strategically ambiguous and frustratingly non-specific to flat out lying.* Steve recommended that I write a book about being incredibly successful without putting forth any effort. I'm trying to get him to ghostwrite.* I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but a firm believer that everyone has an ulterior motive.* Life can be a series of letdowns and disappointments. It's also too beautiful and too short to dwell on the inconsequential.