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Welcome to Kelley's Fun House

HELLO FROM THE GUTTERS....

About Me


How evil are you?hey-o, well, name's kelley. And since theres no way i can tell u completely what im like just know the basics, that i...
    dont like to be touched unless i touch u first
    am an exhibitionist
    the worst driver u will ever have the bad luck of driving with ( im not kidding folks)
    a wrestling fan ( viva la wwe and tna)
    obsessed with Severus Snape and Eric Etebari at perfectly healthy levels
    an agnostic (aka someone who doesn't belive in organized religion.)
Now that u know alittle something about who i am feel free to add me, but if u do know that u need to message/comment me...I dont add people just to show i have 1,000,000 friends...its pointless.
You Are 76% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
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You are Dr. Frank-n-Furter!
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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kelley
Birthday: May 13th
Birthplace: Camp Lejeune, N.C
Current Location: Palm Coast, FL
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 1/2 Cuban 1/2 German/other
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: ppl in uniforms
Your Fears: goats and pufferfish
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i dont even know anymore
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sexy
Thoughts First Waking Up: nice...
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 12 am-3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: how can i miss a memory
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: tacobell
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: ICED anything
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: only when i wanna break windows
Do you Shower Daily: more or less
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yess
Do you want to get Married: not right now, but later on
Do you belive in yourself: is it tuesday
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: usually
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: i do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: hellz yeah
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lol....me....never
In the past month have you Smoked: no

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ofcourse
In the past month have you been on Stage: not that i can remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: lol yeah
Ever been Beaten up: once in 4th grade
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: anything goes but drowning
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: marine biologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, Ireland, England, Japan
In General...
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Best Clothing Style: Doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: ill never tell
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 15...use to be 16
Number of Tattoos: five and more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: afew here and there

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Music:

alice cooper, alice in chains, bauhaus, bile, billy idol, black sabbath, blood red shoes, blood storm, celtic frost,coal chamber, cradle of filth, donots, dresden dolls, dropkick murphys, emilie autumn, flogging molly, gwar, horrorpops, icp, iron maiden, jack off jill, kamelot, kidney thieves, kittie, lacuna coil, lords of acid, Msi, modjo, operation ivy, Ozzy ,placebo, rob zombie, shiny toy guns, Slayer, stephen lynch, subhumans, sublime, system of a down, the time, throwdown, turbo negro, most forms of classical, and too many others to list at the current time

Movies:

anything by kevin smith, the addams family, beetlejuice, the birdcage, boondock saints, charlie and the chocolate factory, edward scissorhands, empire records, the exorsist (old version), faust, harry potter, hellraiser(all of them), jawbreaker, nightmare before christmas, nightmare on elm street (all of them), rocky horror picture show, shawn of the dead, she devil, slc punk, star wars, and many many more....

Television:

becker, beyond belief fact or ficiton, blue collar comedy, CSI, daria, family guy, frasier (thats right, i said frasier), futurama, ghost hunters, in search of, king of the hill, MSNBC, reno 911, simpsons, witchblade(before it got cancelled), WWE

Books:

journey into darkness, davinichi code, holy blood holy grail, unexaplained phenomena, phantom of the opera,anne rice erotica books, marine biology things, edgar allen poe and william blake poetry books, rasputin and marques de sade bio., harry potter...basically anything on the paranormal, erotica, and conspiracies

My Blog

Its weird...

I've lost it, I know I have. No, not my mind, but my grip on time. I never seem to remember what day it is. If it's the 13th or 23rd . You could tell me but within an hour ill have forgotten. Its di...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST

Cradle of Filith - Feb. 27th

Bloody awesome! Not only did i see Cradle of Filth but The 69 Eyes as well!! ^-^ I went with Katherine and Brad and even tho we were all sick it was a good trip. lol we ended up getting there like 3hr...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Halloween Horror Nights Sweet 16 (w/ pics)

First off, i have to say it was just fuckin awesome!  Such a good tip it was! Below r some pics sara n i took... Zombie prostitute Zombie dancers/hookers One of 2 pretty ladys on stilts that...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

Dragon Con Pics and People

These r some of the pics i took at dragoncon   Beaker!!   Nothing says " I am Man" like a skirt   Say Ello to Girls 1,2,3 ..so hot   Thats right...I was a whole floor over thi...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:21:00 PST

DragonCon 06

Dragoncon Hotels The Marriott : Art dealers, x2 dealer rooms (which were 2 whole FLOORS each), video showings, and Food The Hyatt : Solely for the purpose of Gaming, every and any floor was littered ...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

Hate the President, eh? Tell me Why

Im sure most of you have at one point, met that person that really HATES the president, you most likely are one yourself. But for the sake of this rant just imagine it from my point of view? Ive met ...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:01:00 PST

Woah, new pets ahoy!

Yesterday my mother brought home another dog, surprise! We named her Pezzeni but changed it to Sophie, which i had like first anyways...shes HUGE man..shes a mix between bullmastiff and great dane...w...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST

Sounds of the Underground

yes indeed! Last wed i got to go see Sounds of the underground with meagan, and we met up with sara n brew later on...in short...it was awesome the first 4 bands im sorry to say sucked and brought li...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:33:00 PST

Turtles are Cannibals too

yess...yesterday i had 2 turtles...i counted...TWO... one green and one brown. ~~~Our Story Begins~~~ Kelley goes to comp. and notices two alive and healthy turtles ~~Two Hours Later~~ Kelley goes pas...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:36:00 PST

movie theater of DOOM

lol well today i went to the moives with my mom and sister to go see the chronicles of naria. we get to see it up until the last 10 or 15 min. when.............the fire alarms go off!  right near...
Posted by Welcome to Kelley's Fun House on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:58:00 PST