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Sweet Lou

Always the Wingman... Never the Man!

About Me

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super! Hello, My name is Teddy, and I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You? ..

My Interests

I enjoy going to the beach, however after moving to Chicago, I don't get to do that as much as I would like, or ever, I enjoy working out, long walks down a white sandy beach at sunset, perhaps on a horse or on foot....I enjoy playing sports, dancing, I like making money almost as much as I enjoy spending it, I enjoy frolicking in the tall grassy fields of Macchu Pichu with the children of the village, especially Jefe, he was so silly! oh, and I love Scotch! Scotch!Scotch! Scotch! I love watching movies, either in a theater or at home, preferably in the theatre, I love dogs (mine especially pic in profile), kicking it old school with my grandmother who, by the way is my best friend, and the coolest lady alive. I recently gave up peanut M&M's because I discovered Almond M&M's, playing blackjack (I usually leave the table empty handed), Snowball fights, Few things beat a good happy hour. I love the 80's, playing foosball, throwing darts, Pool, Walking in the Rain, people watching, Pink Polo Shirts (collar up!, pop that collar!), Burritos, Playing Basketball, the Ocean, Classical Music, road trips, watching Animal Planet and the History Channel, Movies...I love watching movies. Dogs! Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Lifting Weights, Coors Light, Talking to everyone! Calvin and Hobbes, Thai food, Sarcastic, Dude, Rainbow Sandals, Lacrosse, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Funny drunken pictures taken with my cameraphone, Mitch! Scotch, Dancing, Hot tubs, Saki Bombing, City Scene (CSP for life), Unleash the Fury, Copper Mountain...oh yeah...and Boobs

I'd like to meet:

Me in 30 years...if I am lucky!

Music:

I admit it, I'm a Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman! (In case you didn't catch that, which would be really sad, its a quote from Office Space) I listen to just about anything: Punk, Rock, Indie, Hip-hop, punk, old school R&B, , Reggae, not really country though Dean Martin, Panic! At the Disco, The Fray, The Bravery, Dave Matthews, Paul Simon, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Run DMC, Jason Mraz, Outkast, Jimmy Eat World, Saves the Day, The Ataris, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Coheed and Cambria, Bob Marley, American Hi-Fi, Story of the Year, The Beach Boys, The Fat Boys, their collaboration was my favorite song ever when I was a kid, Jimmy Buffet, Buju Banton, Bob Marley, James Brown, Yellowcard, Sugar Cult, Unwritten Law, Eric Clapton, Keane, Jet, AFI, Matisyahu, New Found Glory, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Fallout Boy, Damien Marley, The Academy Is..., Notorious B.I.G., Tupac Shakur, Kanye West, 50 Cent, G-unit, The Game, The Killers, Taking Back Sunday, Off By One, The Starting Line, Millencolin, Green Day, Jay-Z, The Temptations, Ray Charles, The Platters, Motley Crue, AC/DC, Mos Def, Alicia Keys, Usher, Billy Idol, Prince, White Snake, Poison, Boys II Men, Big Pun, Simon and Garfunkel, Tim McGraw,

Movies:

Sandlot, Van Wilder, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Graduate, BeerFest, Zoolander, Animal House, Better Off Dead, Goonies, Sixteen Candles, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, You Got Served, Super Troopers, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Endless Summer, A Christmas Story, Night at the Roxbury, Good Fellas, Casino, Godfather, Godfather 2, Oceans 11, Italian Job, Anything James Bond, Fools Rush In, Rocky 1-4 and Rocky Balboa, Full Metal Jacket, Howard the Duck, The Incredibles, Ferris Buhlers Day Off, Ray, Gone in 60 Seconds, Pretty in Pink, Legends of the Fall, Goonies, Step into the Liquid, Beetlejuice, Gangs of New York, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Stand By Me, Lost Boys, Ali, Big, Cast Away, Anything Indiana Jones, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Original Kings of Comedy, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Bad Boys, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, Point Break, Braveheart, The Big Lebowski, White Men Can?t Jump, Eddie Murphy- Delirious, Coming to America, Space Balls, Revenge of the Nerds, O Brother Where art Thou?, Grind, American Pie, Fist of Legend, Catch Me if You Can, St Elmos's Fire, Breakfast Club, Better Off Dead, Anything Griswold/vacation, Riding Giants, Road to Perdition, Power of One, Antwone Fisher, Dirty Dancing, Road House, The Devil Wears Prada, Talladega Nights, Notebook, The Family Stone, Green Street Hooligans

Television:

Heroes, Saved By The Bell, The OC, Entourage, Grey's Anatomy, Sopranos, The Simpsons, ER, Family Guy, The Fabulous Life Of, Cribs, History Channel, MASH, The View, Xena, MXC, anything with Bob Saget or Fred Savage.

Books:

Finding Fish, Marley & Me, Da Vinci Code, Lord of the Flies, Of Mice and Men, Always Outnumbered Always Outgunned, The Power of One, Perfect Storm, Devil Wears Prada, Pursuit of Happiness, I recently purchase a little known title called "The Gas We Pass" ; It was an excellent choice if it don't say so myself, Essential Manners for Men - Peter Post, Freakonomics,

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, Vince Vaughn, The Guy who invented leotards, Ben of Ben and Jerry's, I don't know if I could handle meeting both of them! ; Ludwig Van Beethoven, Dave Thomas the founder of Wendy's, Yianni, John Tesh, Any one named Cleetus, Alexander Hamilton, Andrew Ridgely aka "The other guy in WHAM!", Brian Urlacher, Rabbit, My Yiayias (both of them), Dave Matthews, Maya Angelou.

My Blog

Rant: I burned my nipple with Oatmeal (Back from the Big MySpace deletion)

So I am new this fine city of Chicago, and since I have yet to do anyreal grocery shopping, the only breakfast food I have is microwaveableoatmeal. This morning, still in the buff, I decided to get up...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:17:00 PST

You have too much time on your hand...

As I peruse the MySpace profiles of the people on my Friends lists,looking for people I might already know, but not have connected withon MySpace, I realize that some people just have way too much tim...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

Bring on the Spectator Drugs!

When I read about athletes taking performance-enhancing drugs that ruin their health, render their accomplishments meaningless, and sometimes cost them their careers, I think to myself "Why should ath...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST

_________ walks into a bar...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop"   An amnesiac comes into a bar & asks, "Do I come here often?"   A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, ...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

Why am I always smiling?

Things that make me smile... Chocolate MilkDogs5:00 PMMy YiayiaThe Dallas CrewExecutive cocktails at the Drake LoungeChildren laughingNugget's BasketballRainbow SandalsMaking People LaughHouse of Sush...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

The Revolution in Suede Pumas

When Gil Scott-Heron penned the song "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised," he was talking of course about the corporatization of the counter-culture. He wasn't very subtle about it, either. "The Rev...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:58:00 PST

One of the greatest monologues in film history...

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orie...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST

Rant: I burned my nipple with Oatmeal!!!

So I am new this fine city of Chicago, and since I have yet to do any real grocery shopping, the only breakfast food I have is microwaveable oatmeal. This morning, still in the buff, I decided to get ...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rainbows, Nalgenes and Fishing Vests...

Stupid Classic Comments from the Team Cheeseburger Anglers and Co: This is going to be a progressive blog that changes as more and more stupid comments are made, however the last quote will never chan...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The 86 Rules of Drinking...required reading material...even if you don't drink.

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a barpreferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change...
Posted by Pooh Bear on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:06:00 PST