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Could more folks please post ultra-sound photos?

We can't all be tuff. Someone has to ride in the backseat.

About Me

First and foremost, let it be known that I do all my own stunts. My dad was a professional bullrider and I used to live behind a Dairy Queen. These days, I tend to drink too much and not get anything done. If I tell you I'll call you, 99% of the time I won't. Don't take it personally, it's a character flaw. I love helping people move, defensive driving courses, court duty, dentists, hangovers,and getting pulled over by cops with open beers.

My Interests

My wife, my dogs, salt of the earth,skateboarding,kegels, hillbillies, knives, guns, flame throwers, nipples, clits and beer.Oh, and Russians. I also like to fiddle with the big mouth bass now and again. Lately, I've been really into topiary sculptor, keeping my eye on the ball, and seeing things for what they are.It's also cool when people cut off body parts, so as they don't miss the game. Better to go with out, then to be a hindrance.

I'd like to meet:

Cormic McCarthy,Niggas, kikes, spics, porch-monkies, slopes, gooks, and pan-americans. I'm as well savy to pacific rim types, but your hair best be crazy kinky.

Music:

Hydra Head;I celebrate the collective catalog,Roy Clark, Conway Twitty, the Possum (basically anyone who makes me feel better about drinking...), Pat Boone, Lawrence Welk, Scott Joplin, Ethelle Merman, Emperor...

Movies:

Vernon, Florida.

Books:

yes please.

Heroes:

Ronnie Lott, Ronnie Earl and John Henry Faulk.

My Blog

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Posted by Could more folks please post ultra-sound photos? on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:02:00 PST