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About Me

I collect Gargoyles. I have a crapload of them. Bring me some and I will love you! I am annoying. I am sarcastic and blunt to the point of irritation and most people don't really like me alot. If you can get past that, well....never mind. I am an insomniac and I read tons. I really like zombies and zombie movies. I suck at spelling. I am a really bad speller. Did I mention I can't spell? I like to people watch and I like to annoy the world. I like losers and Loserville. I like old cars and I like live music. I want a license plate that says HERETIC. I sing fairly well. I was trained for years. If you ask me to, I can belt out anything from classical opera to Patsy Cline but I am nowhere near as good as I used to be. That sums me up to pretty much this box and tells you nothing about me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good question. Not random people who are going to spam me every five minutes. Not DJ's for places I don't live. Interesting people or no one. I am happily married to John. We have a beautiful daughter, Hellspawn, or as we call her, Eva. You understand this-fine. Don't hit on me and don't pour beer in my shoe while doing it.I am not here to get laid. If I were going to do that, I would get laid with someone I already know, moron.

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My Blog

Dream interpretation......

I tried this yesterday and it set to private for some reason. So, I am trying again. Dream interpretation please&. Here is what I dreamed last night. Ok, this morning right ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:45:00 GMT

The latest on John’s dad.

Still in Rehab but they plan to release him on Monday. He had to have a new Cat Scan on his brain. It apparently didn't show anything so they did one with contrast which showed increased swellin...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:34:00 GMT

My experience voting...

Nope, no political commentary. Just how it was getting to the voting center. I had planned to pre-vote. YOU KNOW. The early crap. But we couldn't. Between the father in l...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:17:00 GMT

Johns dad is still in Neuro ICU at Wake Med.

I wrote this whole entire Blog yesterday about the accident and it was accidently deleted by me? I am not sure because I am so tired. I guess the whole point is just the theraputic point o...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:03:00 GMT

Case dismissed!!!

Court for the DWI was 9:00 this morning. We had the pretrial motion for the arresting officer failing to file his paperwork properly. This was prior to having the actual hearing and gettin...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:22:00 GMT

Tomorrow is my hearing.

Well, my hearing is scheduled for tomorrow. It (as of 3:03 pm on Sunday) has not been rescheduled as of right now. So, wish me luck. I haven't slept in days. Probably why I hav...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:57:00 GMT

Rest in Peace, Richard Pommier.

I love you, Jo. I know you called me just after it happened. Thank you. I could hear the relief in your voice. He is in a better place and is no longer suffering. ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:30:00 GMT

For Jo, I cannot imagine watching your daddy die.

I hate being here and she is there. It sucks because I want to be there for Jo. I want to be there with you and for you. No where I would rather be right now. Some of you remember t...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:06:00 GMT

My kid is learning to pray.

We have decided to raise our child as a generic Christian until she is old enough to choose on her own. With basic morals and whatnot. She goes to a Christian church and has been learning ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:27:00 GMT

saving this one.....

A is for age: whopping 37 B is for beer of choice: Guinness, not that I can drink it. But I love it so.... C is for career right now: The only one I have. I am a Senior Workers' Compensation Cat...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:57:00 GMT