I don't kiss and tell -- you've heard of the saying "If I told you I would have to kill you?"
Christian Bale
A comic book artist thought it would be hilarious to chronicle my life as an assassin, if interested in these "fictional tales" of me, you can check them out on Amazon, Borders, Barnes and Noble, your local comic book retailer and this website. The only reason why I'm plugging his work is for a percentage of the profits.
Artist Website:
valentinecomic.com