Danny [NC only]

I'd like to meet:

*important*
thieves, bandits, low-lives, scum, punks that buckle under the rumble of my drum, JEDI, dick wads, butt munchers, fart knockers, trannies, sleepwalkers, high fivers, compulsive masturbators, bed wetters, nomads, civil war reenactors, werewolves, people who tell jokes that need explaining, carnies, sarah silverman, tourettes guy, dildo cart girl, jewish b boys, electricians, lottery winners, lottery losers, semi-pro golfers, ant farmers, land lords, dingo trainers, hobbits, voice actors, back alley abortionists, magicians, spelunkers, parseltongues, dick-in-a-box enthusiasts, Wilford Brimley, mutants, detectives, D.I.L.F.s, the pop-n-loch ness monster, nachoes the crosseyed cat, anne frank 'n' beans, clown school drop outs, ligers, tigons, juggalo gondola operators, hank hill impersonators, way less white people.