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nickelpowerdancinmonkey

About Me


writer, cartoonist, singr; artfag countryboy
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I've never been in a plane crash, just car accidents. I always wonder what it would have been like to be raised by a pack of wolves. I bet that shit would give you a mad six pack, yo. Plus you could digest raw meat. That's hardcore. But I guess about the coolest thing ever would be being a vampire. Not because I'm goth or anything - because that's stupid - but I don't really like the sun all that much anyway, and having super strength and being able to turn into a bat and all that other jazz would be pretty sweet. On the other hand, living forever would be a fuckin' drag.
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My Interests

apoliticism, bad jokes, classlessness, dodgy blokes, equilibrium manipulation, faggotry, the gradual decline of Western civilization, hypodermic fascination, impartiality, jack knives, keeping to myself, lasciviousness, manic depression, niggerdom, overpopulation, postpubescence, quiffs, rites of passage, singing telegrams, tastelessness, ubiquity, vociferous pontification, word fetishists, xenophilia, yeomen, zip-a-tone

I'd like to meet:


I know enough people.

Music:

Andy the Doorbum, Fiona Apple, Architecture in Helsinki, At the Drive-In, Blackalicious, the Black Lips, David Bowie, Cake, Calabi Yau, Johnny Cash, the Clash, Leonard Cohen, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dead Kennedys, Elbow, Ric Evans, Perry Fowler, Fela Kuti, Serge Gainsbourg, Gang of Four, Chris Gervais, Gorillaz, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, Billie Holiday, Iggy and the Stooges, Joy Division, The Magnetic Fields, Ronnie Milsap, Morrissey, Mott the Hoople, New Radicals, New York Dolls, OutKast, Pearl Jam, Poe, R.E.M., Nina Simone, the Smiths, Patti Smith, Soul Coughing, Suicide, T-Rex, Art Tatum, Television, Velvet Underground, Weezer, Amy Winehouse, Wire

Movies:

Lots.

Television:

Some.

Books:

William S. Burroughs, Steve Gerber, Erik Larsen, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Eric Schlosser, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

Kenny Shopsin.

My Blog

you can read...

...can't you?
Posted by This Just In... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST