TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: If you don't already know it, I'm sure as fuck not telling you.
Birthday: 6-6-06
Birthplace: Abortion Clinic.
Current Location: The most boring place on Earth, thus my lack of anything better to do with my time than answering your inane questions.
Eye Color: Alternating green, blue, and brown depending on my mood and the amount and type of light.
Hair Color: Depends on whether you are referring to the hair on my head or the hair on my balls.
Height: Big enough for you, size queen.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous.
Your Heritage: German, Dutch, Irish, English, and a bunch of other white cultures, but I have no clue what they are because I am a bastard.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes are for faggots.
Your Weakness: It would probably be simpler if you asked what my strengths are, and then assume that everything I don't mention is a weakness.
Your Fears: That Reincarnation and/or an Afterlife are fucking for real.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is for faggots.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pissing on the grave of Jerry Falwell.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Never IM me again.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not again.
Your Best Physical Feature: The backside of my left knee.
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for faggots.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I can remember the memory, doesn't that imply that I still have the memory, and if so, how exactly can I miss it?
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:' RC Cola.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's.
Single or Group Dates: Dating is for faggots.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Butterscotch.
Cappuccino or Coffee: What is with your apparent obsession with the beverage preferences of others?
Do you Smoke: Depends on what you are referring to...Oh, who the fuck am I kidding...Yes.
Do you Swear: No.
Do you Sing: Only Barry Manilow songs.
Do you Shower Daily: Only the golden kind.
Do you want to go to College:&..39;>
Do you want to get Married: Well, for that to happen, I would have to date someone, and as I said before, dating is for faggots, and thus marriage is for faggots, as well, and this is why faggots should be allowed to be married.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I do not exist (and it is spelt "believe", you fucking retard).
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, I do pleasure myself while loking in the mirror at least three times a day, if that answers your question.
Are you a Health Freak: Well, as I said, I smoke, drink RC Cola, and eat Wendy's, so what do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: Does the fact that I haven't spoken to my father in 27 years tell you anything?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends, and no, I'm not telling you on what.
Do you play an Instrument: The scalpel.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking some right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, unless of course you mean pole.
In the past month have you been on : .......been on what, asshole?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Shut up and see my responses to your other date-related questions.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, because I am a patriotic American.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't like where this question is going.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does pussy count? LOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLLOLO
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, and I don't know why I just noticed this, but the fact that you capitalize the first letter of the last word in allof your sentences annoys the fuck out of me. Go back to grammar school.
In the past month have you been Dumped: As I've said before...oh, fuck it..no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, the pools are not open.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: But of course. But only from corporations that overcharge for useless shit.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: I don't fucking know. I guess, yeah, probably at some point over the last 27 years someone somewhere called me a tease.
Ever been Beaten up: Fighting is for faggots who wish to remain in the closet by attempting to look masculine in front of thier fellow closet cases.
Ever Shoplifted: See four questions above.
How do you want to Die: Cold and alone.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not you.
What country would you most like to Visit: Biafra, but unfortunately it ceased to exist in 1970.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: Medium length.
Height: One inch taller than that which officially qualifies you for midgetdom.
Weight: Whatever the appropriate BMI is for the afore mentioned height.
Best Clothing Style:&..39;>
Number of I have taken: .....number of what?
Number of CDs I own: I have better things to do than count them for you....well, no, I really don't, but I'm still not doing it.
Number of Piercings: One Prince Albert.
Number of Tattoos: One in the pink and one in the stink...wait, what?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 54,654,846,161 and counting!
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Low
Narcissistic : Low
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Low
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