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Name: If you don't already know it, I'm sure as fuck not telling you.
Birthday: 6-6-06
Birthplace: Abortion Clinic.
Current Location: The most boring place on Earth, thus my lack of anything better to do with my time than answering your inane questions.
Eye Color: Alternating green, blue, and brown depending on my mood and the amount and type of light.
Hair Color: Depends on whether you are referring to the hair on my head or the hair on my balls.
Height: Big enough for you, size queen.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous.
Your Heritage: German, Dutch, Irish, English, and a bunch of other white cultures, but I have no clue what they are because I am a bastard.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes are for faggots.
Your Weakness: It would probably be simpler if you asked what my strengths are, and then assume that everything I don't mention is a weakness.
Your Fears: That Reincarnation and/or an Afterlife are fucking for real.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is for faggots.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pissing on the grave of Jerry Falwell.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Never IM me again.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not again.
Your Best Physical Feature: The backside of my left knee.
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for faggots.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I can remember the memory, doesn't that imply that I still have the memory, and if so, how exactly can I miss it?
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:' RC Cola.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's.
Single or Group Dates: Dating is for faggots.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Butterscotch.
Cappuccino or Coffee: What is with your apparent obsession with the beverage preferences of others?
Do you Smoke: Depends on what you are referring to...Oh, who the fuck am I kidding...Yes.
Do you Swear: No.
Do you Sing: Only Barry Manilow songs.
Do you Shower Daily: Only the golden kind.
Do you want to go to College:&..39;>
Do you want to get Married: Well, for that to happen, I would have to date someone, and as I said before, dating is for faggots, and thus marriage is for faggots, as well, and this is why faggots should be allowed to be married.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I do not exist (and it is spelt "believe", you fucking retard).
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, I do pleasure myself while loking in the mirror at least three times a day, if that answers your question.
Are you a Health Freak: Well, as I said, I smoke, drink RC Cola, and eat Wendy's, so what do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: Does the fact that I haven't spoken to my father in 27 years tell you anything?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends, and no, I'm not telling you on what.
Do you play an Instrument: The scalpel.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking some right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, unless of course you mean pole.
In the past month have you been on : .......been on what, asshole?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Shut up and see my responses to your other date-related questions.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, because I am a patriotic American.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't like where this question is going.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does pussy count? LOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLLOLO
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, and I don't know why I just noticed this, but the fact that you capitalize the first letter of the last word in allof your sentences annoys the fuck out of me. Go back to grammar school.
In the past month have you been Dumped: As I've said before...oh, fuck it..no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, the pools are not open.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: But of course. But only from corporations that overcharge for useless shit.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: I don't fucking know. I guess, yeah, probably at some point over the last 27 years someone somewhere called me a tease.
Ever been Beaten up: Fighting is for faggots who wish to remain in the closet by attempting to look masculine in front of thier fellow closet cases.
Ever Shoplifted: See four questions above.
How do you want to Die: Cold and alone.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not you.
What country would you most like to Visit: Biafra, but unfortunately it ceased to exist in 1970.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: Medium length.
Height: One inch taller than that which officially qualifies you for midgetdom.
Weight: Whatever the appropriate BMI is for the afore mentioned height.
Best Clothing Style:&..39;>
Number of I have taken: .....number of what?
Number of CDs I own: I have better things to do than count them for you....well, no, I really don't, but I'm still not doing it.
Number of Piercings: One Prince Albert.
Number of Tattoos: One in the pink and one in the stink...wait, what?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 54,654,846,161 and counting!
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Low
Narcissistic : Low
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Low
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You Put On Your Anti-War/Don't Support the Troops Shirt

Editors Note: The following I a mixture of mindless faux-patriotic copypasta I inadvertently stumbled across on some cowboy hat-wearing coozs blog, and personal commentary. So as to not confuse the ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:47:00 GMT

Seriously, MySpace is Run by Nazis

Earlier today (or yesterday, if you want to be technical about things), I posted a bulletin concerning a rally which has been organized by the National Socilaist Movement, to take place in St. Louis, ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:08:00 GMT

Farewell

W leaves office tomorrow, and despite the fact that he is easily the most incompetent man to hold the office of President (or more accurately, because of his incompetentancy), I will miss him. He is o...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:44:00 GMT

MySpace Is Run by Nazis, Apparently

I've already written one blog entry about MySpace's photo policy, but it is just so absurd I had to do it again.Okay, so I tried uploading some new pics today, and was highly confused by the results. ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:09:00 GMT

My Vacation Summary

As promised, here is the summary of my vacation to the Caribbean islands. Actually, I have no idea who I promised this to. Okay, scrap that, let's start over. Since a shit load of people I know, ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:52:00 GMT

I'm Going Conspiracy Theory Here, If You Don't Like It, Suck On your Bourgeois Master's Cock

Due to my own vanity, and complements I've recently received ( 'i before e except after c' my ass, you dumbing down of the American public cunts)regarding my blog, I decided to look through some of my...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:27:00 GMT

The Christmas Spirit is Alive and Well in These United States

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/29/business/29walmart.html Aren't you just so lucky your parents left Haiti to make a better life for you, Mr. Damour? At least back in Haiti if you were to get tra...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:58:00 GMT

My Plan to Save the World pt.1

I've been working on a grand plan to solve all of the problems in the world. Everything from global climate change to global poverty, famine to war, all can be solved if we only put our...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:58:00 GMT

Thick and Wide

According to the radio, which never lies, "9 out of 10 ladies think thick and wide is what hits the spot". Well, thick and wide are kinda the same thing, aren't they? More importantly though, if that ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:31:00 GMT

Toms an Attention Whore

..         For some reason, I get updates from Tom's MySpace page, despite the fact that I not only have not requested updates from him, but he's not even on m...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:39:00 GMT