What is it? |
Well, um, I didn't think it could happen. Well, happen to me that is. Dr. Kreel . . . that's my head doctor . . . yeah, he told me that I could never love someone unless I loved myse...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 15:47:00 GMT |
TIME TO TAKE ACTION |
ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
Due to the fact that my boss has no manners AND a big butt, I will make an announcement to him over the bloguary.
I am tired of you taking MY microphone and slobbering all ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:21:00 GMT |
Are you kidding me? |
I just have one word for you! PHUK. yeah, you know that lovely word. It's the one that comes after you realize your head is stuck in something. I dont have much to ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:33:00 GMT |
Wholy Cow Batman! |
Wow! All I can say is Wow! I took a lil trip to Walmart with the Maintenance Man Mark and Wow! He was in the mood to shop (a man after my own heart, I tell ya!). We picked up s...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:38:00 GMT |
Owen and I are done |
Well the stupid cowbird has gone and done it. I found his diary and everything in there is saying how he thinks I'm crazy and stupid and that he doesn't believe a word I say. He chose to i...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:24:00 GMT |
Bare with me. |
I hope I can remember everything that happened over the weekend. I pulled an all nighter with Owey last night so I'm draggin' a big this morning.
Remember that puppet Lambchop? Yeah, that'...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:03:00 GMT |
Oops |
So . . . I was sitting there last night singing my lungs out when the Waiter brings me a bowl of the scrumptious lima beans the Cook always makes for me. I couldn't stop eating them! They ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:20:00 GMT |
And it’s all coming back to me now . . . |
Well, well, well . . . last night was a doozie! Talk about grandma got run over by a reindeer! Sheesh! Some woman came in to The Diner last night and thought she was somethin'!...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:10:00 GMT |
Oh What a Joy Last Night Was |
Like clockwork, Maintenance Man picked me up. He was so on time his mama would have slapped him. He's actually a very well kept individual. His car was about 40 feet long and had abo...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:32:00 GMT |
Night 2 |
Well . . . what can I say. I tried. It was K night at The Diner and Owen, my one true being, got on stage. Bless his stupid lil heart. He can't sing a note! The onl...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:28:00 GMT |
