Chris - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Been back in northern virginia for about a month now. Still getting used to things, life up here is completely different than it was when "here" was just a place I'd visit. Change is a good thing though right? I can be a big ass for the most part, usually only think about myself, and find pleasure and humor in things that most people don't find pleasurable or humerous. I love irony, which is fortunate because just about everything has a hint of irony to it, and sarcasm runs my life. I'm the kind of person you have to take with a grain of salt, and I don't ever apologize for it.

My Interests

I got tired of that survey. Generally, I'm the coolest person in the world. Ask anybody.

I'd like to meet:

People who think I'm funny.

Music:

You name it I like it. Except for classical, those guys are extinct for a reason.

Movies:

I pretty much watch a movie once and I'm done with it. It's like re-reading a book, you already know what happens.

Television:

House, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Simpsons, and pretty much anything on the discovery or history channel.

Books:

There's no time to read books, I have beer to drink!

Heroes:

God. I am completely amazed at how a non-existent made up being continues to control the lives of billions of people. He must be the shit.