CTPC

We are a highly intelligent group of beings from the planet Susan52. We have come to this world to do experiments on your asses, literally, we will be probing quite frequently. Other than that we are interested in your "humor" and ways to trigger emotions which are related to it. You see on Susan52 we have no sense of humor and we believe that this is the reason that we have been constantly at war for our entire recorded history. Susanfiftytwoians look remarkably like earth people, the only difference is that we are superior in every conceivable way, and we have no sense of humor. We excel greatly in studies of your lower digestive tract as well. Do not try to stop us or alert the authorities, our weaponry is far more advanced than yours. While you people still use weapons such as brass knuckles, knives, and guns, we have far superior weapons i.e.: platinum knuckles, knives which respond to voice commands, and guns that shoot THREE bullets at once. DO NOT RESIST THIS IS CTPC!