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vagina jones

Money, Success, Fame, Glamour!

About Me

First off I love my boyfriend!..i need to get a jobby job..Not anymore, i finally got one as a receptionist at The Life Care Center..I am so proud of myself, and you all should be proud too, so if you want you can take me out to dinner to celebrate!.. i'am scared of not accomplishing anything..i love hanging out with people..but rarely find people i like hanging out with..hate dieting..love sun flowers..love the beach..love the smell of the ocean..like stuff thats ugly to other people..hate spam..being baked..love ranch dressing..love black and white photography..50's pin-ups..addictions..inside jokes..day dreaming..high heels..black eyeliner..mascara..polaroids..sexy stocking..cherry coke..fake eyelashes..piercings..scared of the dark..keg stands..Robert Smith..red lipstick..long nails..kissing..vintage dresses..small thriftstores..fiji water..digital cameras..records..sailor tattoos..musicians..sun sets..starry nights..Marilyn Monroe..sing in the car when no one is around..polka dots..stripes..cuddling..find paris fascinating..i never leave the house without makeup..i burp really loud..love my family..i talk to my animals..making fun of myself..i hate slow drivers..i love the colors green and pink..documentaries..i get really bad anxiety..want more tattoos..love pirates..love del taco..love bull dogs..hate spiders..love to travel..hate not having money..love independent movies..wish i knew a foreign language..laughing at your expense..love candles..forgot how to use a sewing machine..miss being 17..love the smell of burnt matches..love leopard print anything.

My Interests

I love love love Betsey Johnson.
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I'd like to meet:

Natasha Lyonne,Betsey Johnson

Music:

The Cure, Bright Eyes, Bjork, Rancid,The Adicts, The Misfits, The Horrorpops, Social Distortion,shiny toy guns, Scarling(George),The Blood Brothers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,The Dresden Dolls, Cindi Lauper Deftones, Voo Doo Glow Skulls,David Bowie Left Over Crack, Tsunami Bomb, Smashing Pumpkins,Johnny Cash,The Sounds,Neon Blonde, Better than you! ha,She wants revenge, The Devotchkas, Op Ivy, beck, fiona apple, luscious jackson

Movies:

Cabin boy, Slums of Beverly Hills, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Toxic Avenger,Ed Wood, Elvira movies, Harry Potter haha its true, Evil Dead, mannequin.

Television:

The Price is Right, scrubs, wonder showzen, everybody loves raymond, the family guy, futurama...basically i love t.v. and anyone who says they don't are full of shit.

Books:

I hate books! ........maybe because....... i dont know how to read.

Heroes:

Bob Barker...because hes like 100 years old and hes still alive.