My name is pikey, ever since I was old enough to skate,
I loved hockey.I wasn..t really the greatest skater though. But that didn..t keep my dad from teaching me the secret of making the greatest slap shot. My dad worshipped hockey.
My mom didn..t. So she moved to Egypt, where there..s
not a hockey rink within 1500 miles. Dad took me to games
to see our favorite player...Terry O..Reilly, ""The Tasmanian Devil"". He wasn..t a big guy,
but he feared nobody, just like me. Handsome fellow, huh? He said when I grew up, I couId be anything. But all I ever wanted to be was a hockey player My childhood was going great, but life is full of surprises After the funeral, I was sent to live with my grandma in Waterbury.
I was nervous,
since I didn..t know her that well. She dressed like Gene Simmons from KISS to cheer me up. She..s the sweetest person
in the world. After my dad died, I developed a short fuse.
That kid stole my party blower. Instead of asking for it back,I hit him in the head repeatedIy...
with a hammer.
Most of the time, I was quick to say I was sorry.
Years later, I played junior hockey and still hoId two Ieague records....most time spent in a penalty box...
...and I was the only guy to ever take his skate off and try to stab somebody. After I graduated, I had
a lot of different jobs.
I was a road worker...a janitor... ...a security guard...
a gas station attendant...and a plumber.
Lately, I..ve been working
construction. It..s not bad.
I..m a pretty good shot with a nail gun.
But one day my boss, Mr. Larson,
got in the way. Apparently, he also has a short fuse.
Look at the monster. He got in a few lucky punches,
but I feeI I won the fight. Anyway, those jobs
weren..t for me.
I was put on this planet
for one reason--to play hockey.
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