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Our friend jennifer breaks her BUTT on our jump!
Hmm. . . Interesting question. Do I want to meet someone famous or infamous? The dark side has so much more allure! I think that if I had to settle for just ONE person it would have to be OSAMA BIN LADEN. I would contact Al Jazeera or some other "TURD WORLD" so called news agency and let them tape as I give their number one shitbag a fitting sendoff. I would love to see Allah show up to save him as I nailed his wrists to a heavy table. Next I would put a large mirror in front of him so he would not miss any second of his glorious assentation to heaven to claim his virgins. Next I would snip off the tips of his fingers with pruning shears. Oh, whats that OSAMA? You cant move with your arms nailed to the table? Pity. Now you cant get away as I bring in the milking machine and fit each one of your fingers into it. I think I would pause for a moment or two and let him ponder what awaits him in the next few moments of life... Flipping the power switch on would bring a smile to every American service man and woman. Ohh, I bet that hurts. Having your life force literally SUCKED from your fingertips. Three quarts a minute forceably removed from capilaries, ouch! Anyway, Thats what I would do.